[Too bad they're not adopting all the children in orphanages (Instead of putting up pro-life billboards). That would be a better use of their money, and more importantly, it would show that they are leading by example.]
there are no orphanages in america
 
        
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                There is a HUGE orphanage about 10 miles from where I live -- it's no Boys' Town, but it's still pretty big.
 
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
                
                There are. Do you know what happens?, that you respectable ol´ good boys only adopt kids who are newborn, healthy and white. We read newspapers, and there are stories they will never tell you. What are they going to say?, orphanages in USA INC?
 
        
            
                
                Oh, really, "cute lil' crip"?  Interesting.  
 
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
                
                No one calls them orphanages anymore, but there are still institutions to house guardianless children. 
 
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
                
                You know, maybe, if you took your own advice and learnt to read a newspaper, we wouldn't all be laughing at you right now.
 
        
            
        
            
                
                I could wile away the hoursWith the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln 
If you only had a brain 
Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more
I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain 
 
        
            
        
            
                
                
JK:  Wow, it's like they're able to categorically reject physical evidence. That's new. 
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
                
                Anti-abortion zealots can have some fucked up ideas about adoption. I've seen them deny that orphanages exist, deny that there's anything wrong with being in foster care, and deny that there are large numbers of children who languish in foster care and never get adopted. If they acknowledge the last fact, they claim the only reason some kids never get adopted is because of 'government bureaucracy'. Guess the whole 'pro-children' thing is just a shuck, eh?
 
        
            
        
            
                
                
Anti-abortion zealots can have some fucked up ideas about adoption. I've seen them deny that orphanages exist, deny that there's anything wrong with being in foster care, and deny that there are large numbers of children who languish in foster care and never get adopted. If they acknowledge the last fact, they claim the only reason some kids never get adopted is because of 'government bureaucracy'. Guess the whole 'pro-children' thing is just a shuck, eh? 
Indeed it is, Lisa-Simpson's-Crush. =D 
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
        
     
    
    
    
        Confused? 
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