The Bible is all the science we need.
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Yeah, who needs medicine, astronomy, physics, etc. when you have a Bronze-Age book full of myths?
Then you will have to give up your medicines and use the natural stuff in the Bible instead. You will have to get of this computer and use a quill and papyrus to write down whatever it is you need to write. You will have to then give up your car and use a chariot, a horse or just walk. You will have to stop buying clothes at the store since most fabrics are made on electronic looms now and you will have to weave by hand. You will have to give up your house and live in a mud hut or whatever it is that they used to make dwellings then. You will of course have to hunt, buy or trade for livestock, grow your own food etc and find a way to preserve them.
In short, you will have to give up all of the technologies and convieniences that MAN and SCIENCE came up with to better our lives.
I must admit, the Bible is absolutely awesome.
The Bible once helped me with my drug problem.
I was out of rolling papers, so I just grabbed a page from the Bible, trimmed it to size, and rolled it up.
The best part was the fact that I was smoking a joint that said "Word of God" right on the side.
That was the best thing I ever got out of that book. As for science, there isn't any in the Bible.
And the internet, to tell people about it. Which requires microchips, transistors, electricity, computer science, atomic theory (for your cathode ray tube) or liquid crystals, optics, magnetism...
Time for you to give your computer away, turn off the electricity at your house, removed the flush toilet, and all those machine woven clothing.
I seem to remember the last time people actually acted upon that idea. There was a name for that period of time... You know, when the only way to keep the family in existance was to have as much children as possible in the hope that maybe one or two would survive. Life expectancy was maybe 30 years. There were diseases all over the place.
This ring any bells?
Please return your microwave oven, t.v., car, washing machine, computer, and so on........
Then you don't need much. Ignorance is bliss, right?
Come to think of it, neither computers nor printers are mentioned in the Bible. Not even Gutenbergs printing press is in there.
O.K., then stay true to your words and stop using any modern equipment, including cars, modern medicine and not to forget modern electronics, which includes your TV, Telephone and computer ;)
The Quran is all the science we need.
The Book of Mormon is all the science we need.
The Origin of Species is all the science we need.
"The Bible is all the science we need."
Ain't that the truth!
Why, just last month the New England Journal of Medicine had an article about how sprinkling leprosy sufferers with dove blood, rather than pigeon blood, would cure them up right quick. Now, who'da known that if it weren't for da Babble?
I also hear that the American Psychiatric Association is encouraging all of its members to enroll in classes to learn how to cast out demons because it's statistically better at curing mental illness than therapy and drugs.
[/sarcasm, for anyone confused...]
"The Bible is all the science we need."
Okay, prove all the scientists at CERN wrong, and the billions of Euros spent on building the LHC were wasted, by banging the Old & New Testaments together to find the Higgs Boson particle then. Or get on the World Wide Web (also invented at CERN, coincidentally) by using that NT you have.
Otherwise, STFU.
Soldier For Salvation = Twat.
Leviticus 11:23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.image
The Jamo wrote:
"OK, riddle me this, soldier; how does your bible explain the double slit experiment?" Romans 1:26 condemns it.
Next time you get sick I better not see your ass at the pharmacy. Just fucking pray about it.
Seriously, how fucking stupid can you be?
Several posters have suggested that the SFS resort to using papyrus and quill pens. If the Bible is all the science we need, where in the bible does it say how to make papyrus and how to create a quill pen?
I would contend that if the Bible is all the science we need, then if there are not explicit instructions to make something, then it shouldn't be made.
I would love to see how long SFS would live in that world!
>>"That's what everyone said before the dark ages started. I think America needs to experience their own dark ages. Europe's been there and doesn't want to repeat the experience. Americans on the other hand seem to be BEGGING for the dark ages. You'll see. You'll regret it. I'll just wallow in the best feeling in the world."
Hey now; not everybody in America wants it to descend into the Dark Ages...
I, for one, do not. The thought of that happening scares me.
As long as the others do all the mental "heavy lifting," the Babble is all the science YOU need.
When no doctors, computer techs, auto mechanics, etc. are around, you may wish you had more science than the Babble.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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