Joe Wold #fundie

Joe Wold #fundie pod01.prospero.com

Abortion and birth control are both murder and offensive to me as a Christian. They should be outlawed, and anyone using them should go to prison for murder. I pray you Sodomites find Jesus before you burn for eternity in Hell.

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old comment by Papabear

"Abortion and birth control are both murder and offensive to me as a Christian."
Abortion is not murder. Contraception is not murder. In fact, if contaception was murder, any failure of a fertilized egg to implant would be murder. And, any menstruation or male masturbation would be murder. As concerns your personally being offended by abortion and contaception, I don't give a big rat's ass. "They should be outlawed, and anyone using them should go to prison for murder." I'm offended by Xian evangelism. Let's outlaw that instead. "I pray you Sodomites find Jesus before you burn for eternity in Hell." Just because I'm in favor of a woman's right to a safe, modern medical abortion, and everyone's right to safe, inexpensive, easily available contraceptives, doesn't mean I have anal sex with men. Plus, my contract requires me to inform you that Jesus, hell and the Bible story about Sodom are all fictions.

old comment by Sayna

Okay, let's apply this guy's logic:
"Hypothetically, I find religion offensive. Therefore, all houses of worship should be destroyed along with all religious literature and artifacts. People found owning such items, speaking or writing about religion, or conducting a religious ceremony should go to prison. I think that eating meat is murder. Therefore, anyone who is not vegetarian or vegan shall be sent to jail for murder. Since this is impractical, we'll just kill everyone who doesn't fit into the prisons." Is this moron aware that almost everyone (99 or 95 percent. I forget.) has used some form of birth control? Is he aware that 1/3 of all women will have an abortion before the age of 45?

old comment by Samyaza

The bible must be VERY offensive to you.

1 Samuel 15:3 "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, INFANT AND SUCKLING, ox and sheep, camel and ass."

2 Kings 15:16 "Then Menahem smote Tiphsah, and all that were therein, and the coasts thereof from Tirzah: because they opened not to him, therefore he smote it; and all the women therein that were WITH CHILD he ripped up."

Psalm 137:9 "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy LITTLE ONES against the stones."

Isaiah 13:15-18 "Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword. Their CHILDREN also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished. Behold, I will stir up the Medes against them, which shall not regard silver; and as for gold, they shall not delight in it. heir bows also shall dash the young men to pieces; and they shall have no pity on the FRUIT OF THE WOMD; their eyes shall not spare CHILDREN."

Hosea 13:16 "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their INFANTS shall be dashed in pieces, and their women WITH CHILD shall be ripped up."

And there's a lot more where they came from. So "Joe Wold", go fuck yourself you stupid prick!

Joe Wold #fundie pod01.prospero.com

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