I can't wait to get off of this orb of filth! Our Creator, (whether or not anyone believes in one matters not to me) must regurgitate daily at what He sees. We only see in part, we could not handle the whole picture. There is an upside however, even if the reprobates don't believe it, there will be a day of reckoning! Sincerely, your friend, Patsy
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I can't wait to get off of this orb of filth!
Well then what are you doing, waiting around here?
An all-knowing being would not be disgusted or nauseated by a reality that it caused to exist. Fundies actually blaspheme such a theoretical being by bringing it down to their 2-year-old mode of thinking. Then they overreact and become highly emotional over things that they assert are the "truth." I do not become angry or offended if someone claims that the earth is flat. I just snicker behind their back.
... so sad. She's living on this beautiful, fragile planet, surrounded by the most exquisitely complex overlapping biological systems, with the island universe laid out before her...
and she considers it 'filth'.
I think the world would be better off without her.
just because you call yourself "our friend" after spewing all those hateful threats, doesn't mean you're a loving person.
Maybe in the "christian" love sense, sure, but "christian love" is as much an oxymoron as "creation science" or "harmless torture"
"I can't wait to get off of this orb of filth! Our Creator, (whether or not anyone believes in one matters not to me) must regurgitate daily at what He sees
Which is odd, since it was he who hath wrought it.
So, if He doesn't like it then why doesn't He do anything about what is happening, then?
It's not like there aren't enough people praying for Him to do something.
Maybe, He doesn't really exist and it's up to us to clean up our own act?
You know the old saying: "Heaven helps those who help themselves." (That's because God is a lazy bastard!)
If God agrees with Patsy and is omnipotent, why doesn't he change things to the way He likes? Why make a universe and then whine about the way it turns out? I swear, for all their piety, fundies make God out to be a real shit-head.
Yeah, yeah. God is nauseated by the world, never mind that he's supposed to have created it in the first place, and Big Bad Jesus is going to beat up everyone you don't like. That horse has been dead for years, Patsy. You could at least try to come up with something more interesting than this.
"Welcome Cleaveland! We are Orbs of Filth~~~~~~~~~~~~!! We will rock out the non believers and regurgatitate this whole picture for you! Meistro, start your organ,....THIS! IS! THE DAY! OF RECKONING~~~~~!!!!
You don´t care whether God exists but expect people to follow the morality he supposedly established?. WTF?. And just for the record, God has been witnessing this filth for, how much?, 200,00 years, at least? what is he waiting for, according to you?
Our Creator ... must regurgitate daily at what He sees.
I thought God was omniscient and could see everything that's going to happen for the rest of eternity. Does our behavior surprise Him? I thought He made us in His image. If He doesn't like the result, why doesn't He change it?
Yet another fundie dimbulb with a kindergarten set of religious beliefs.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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