"The bible is the oldest and most accurate text in existence"
The Hindu Vedas (1200 BCE) would like to have a word with you.
"There are no flaws or any need for so called "revisions."
Except for that by King James I. Incidentally, cop for this about the monarch who authorised the version of the Bible you fundies drool over so much. And you might not like what you're about to read:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_relationships_of_James_I_of_England
So much for "handed down un-spoiled through time" when the very text you hold (and are supposed to read & accept as Holy Writ) came from a man who indulged in bum fun. Especially when James I was supposed to have said about homosexuality (from Wiki article):
"horrible crimes which ye are bound in conscience never to forgive".
and also:
'He also singled out sodomy in a letter to Lord Burleigh giving directives that Judges were to interpret the law broadly and were not to issue any pardons, saying that "no more colour may be left to judges to work upon their wits in that point."
Ergo, King James I = Ted Faggard. QED. Further proof that Hypocrisy, thy name is Fundie. Why should we accept as what you claim as 'fact' from a hypocrite?
"Why is it that man needs to pick and pluck at it, and only then is it more "valid" or trusted?"
Because that's in the nature of humans. So we can tell fact from lies. And because we can. Got a problem with that? You 'pick and pluck' at Evolution after all.
"Where is their faith?!"
We Atheists don't have any. We only accept FACTS. And because 'Faith' is a load of bollocks.
Let loose on this fundie moron, people. Show NO mercy.
