[God is preparing Sharia law for these liberals.]
waiting1: Just think the liberals are always complaining about us. Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights. So God will give them over to the very religion they defend and do not denounce, and that will be thier punishment. If it is not Islam it will be the AC's composite religion, and they will have to bow before the AC, who knows what other hoops they will have to jump thru. All I know it won't go well for them.
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"Which by the way we have never infringed on anyone's rights."
You're right you don't. But, it's really really annoying when you bitch about not being able to trample on people's rights.
Okay, what's the AC? The anglicans? The atheists? What?
PS: You're going to be waiting a loooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnggg time
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I like reading Air Conditioner when fundies write AC.
If it is not Islam it will be the Air Conditioner's composite religion, and they will have to bow before the Air Conditioner, who knows what other hoops they will have to jump thru.
Alternating Current works too.
Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights.
But you would if you could. That pesky First Amendment keeps getting in your way, doesn't it?
So God will give them over to the very religion they defend and do not denounce
Where do these Christian fundies get the idea that we never denounce Islam? Islam is just as stupid as Christianity or any other religion.
Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights.
Do I even need to remind you of Biblically-supported slavery?
So God will give them over to the very religion they defend and do not denounce
Emphasis mine. Here is the crux of the absolutist's argument: if you're not with me, you're against me.
If...not Islam it will be the AC's composite religion,
I find all religions are bunk so why would I submit to Islam or the Anti-Christ when I won't to Christianity? The threat of violence if I don't convert? Yeah, right. There are worse things in life besides death. Like cowardice.
Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights.
Well, not anyone worth mentioning, anyway...
"Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights"
Except for women's rights to control their own bodies, gays' basic civil rights, the rights of seriously ill people to end their own lives and have doctors who can legally, painlessly help them do it, the rights of parents to have their kids taught legitimate science at school instead of your religious dogma, and, and, and....
Don't worry, 'christian leftie', YOU'RE a real Christian, no matter how many "No True Scotsmans" the Puritans pull...
...it would be interesting to see The AntiChrist cool your house & the Air Conditioner take over the world...with people worshiping at "St. Freeon Of The AC Church".
Don't worry, 'christian leftie', YOU'RE a real Christian, no matter how many "No True Scotsmans" the Puritans pull...
...it would be interesting to see The AntiChrist cool your house & the Air Conditioner take over the world...with people worshiping at "St. Freeon Of The-AC Church" and singing it's official hymn, "Lord make me a channel for your breeeezzzee..."
A factoid, followed by a question for everyone on Ruptured Retards:
There are far more citizens/immigrants in the US that are Muslim, than any other country in Europe - certainly here in the UK. Do you have Sharia Law?
If the answer to that question is the only one possible, you've just destroyed your own argument, RR.
"Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights."
Except trying to deny gays their equal rights in society, women their right to choose whether or not to have an abortion, children the right to not have religion forced down their throats in school, and people with beliefs - or lack of such - that are different to yours living in peace & quiet, without having religion forced down their throats (or their 'Darwin Fish' plaques/bumper stickers damaged/defaced). Or even able to enjoy their 1st Amendment rights (as guaranteed by the US Constitution) without the risk of attack - certainly by the likes of you right-wing Fundamental ist Christians. As demonstrated by "Jackass"'s Chris Pontius (a.k.a. 'Party Boy'):
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Why do you hate America, Ruptured Retards?
Your call, Buzzardnuts & waiting1. And everyone else on RR.
The punishment for complaining is sounding decidedly ominous. It's as though they and their God were of a rather touchy nature and were only too ready to display that weakness. Anyway, if I see any of those rabid ol' buzzards flying round my house, I'll let them have both barrels and pepper them where they'll have no use for it where their going. Hey! I bet that would make a good computer game. "Pepper The Raptard"
Somehow I am not too worried about this.
Also, when will these fucking idiots realize that we have as much disdain for muslims as we do christians? I am not against christianity...I am against basing society on myths and superstition no matter what form they take.
Buzzardhut you are a complete moron.
Why do they think that liberals like Islam? I mean, it's one thing to oppose the fundies' discrimination against Arabs; it is quite another to welcome an Islamic theocracy with open arms...
I don't bow down before the Air Conditioner as much as turn it on and lie on the couch.
"All I know it won't go well for them."
I can see you don't know lots of stuff. Like your religion is just as deranged as Islam so why would Americans want it here? Also the AC is imaginary, therefore can't use it for anything.
The "AC's composite religion" is a reference to the Left Behind series (which this fools seem to regard as canonical). In that series, the Antichrist establishes a single official religion for the entire world called Enigma Babylon One Word Faith. It incorporates all religions except for Evangelical Fundamentalist Christianity. And the entire world accepts it with no problem at all......
Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights.[i/]
Except to justify slavery in the 19th century.
IF you don't trample on anyone's rights, which is a pretty big IF, then it's just because no one will let you. And you bitch about that anyway. Which is annoying. So people bitch about you. And now you're bitching that they're bitching about you. You see how fucking hypocritical that is? No, you don't, because you'll never even read this, & I'm wasting my time. But it was a fun rant while it lasted.
Just think the liberals are always complaining about us. Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights.
Aha ha ha ha ha! Good one! XD now tell them the one about rapturites being the most tolerant people in the world or the one about Christianity not being a religion.
Never infringed on anybody's rights?
WAAAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Warfare between rival sects of Christianity. (This continues to this day, with the "Real True Christian" bullshit that's constantly spouted by your foul kind.)
The Crusades.
The Inquisition.
The slaughter, rape, imprisonment and forced indoctrination of native peoples.
The current campaign against LGBT folks -- you have not only trampled on their rights, you are actively denying them one of the most basic civil rights: marriage.
Do I really need to go on?
Fundies will be the ones to bring the 'Antichrist' to power, since they're hellbent on bringing about the end of the world so that Jesus will "come back."
"You brought me up with your wish in hell,
"it will be the AC's composite religion, and they will have to bow before the AC"
As we in the UK live in a temperate part of the world, it's rare that we get summers hot enough to warrant Air Conditioning (and besides, if on the off-chance we do get a heatwave, I carry a battery-powered pocket fan, and at home I have a large fan on a pedestal to keep me cool).
So I guess we Brits won't be affected by the AC* - or even the AC in DC!
Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the buffet!
*- But I do like the music of AC/DC though.
Quite frankly anyone who tries to make ME follow their religion will get themselves shot as that would mean that they've overthrown the Constitution.
So yeah, if there IS an "Anti-Christ" that shows up? Apocalypse averted.
"Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights."
No, never have, certainly not by blocking gays from being accepted as human just like yourself, or murdering abortion doctors, etc. Nope, never...you fucking wanker
"... the liberals are always complaining about us."
You and your RR crowd seem to be doing an excellent job of complaining about those who don't subscribe to your ever-narrowing worldview.
"we have never infringed on anyones rights."
Oh, really, let me count the ways...except other posters beat me to it.
Floridians, Arizonans, & most Texans probably *already* worship the AC from roughly May through October, btw.
I only bow before the air conditioner on really, really hot days, when I go to the supermarket just for the cool air.
But that's entirely voluntary, I assure you.
P.S.: No matter what the Army thinks, acronyms are actually not very cool, and two-letter acronyms are the worst. Unless they're names, like A.J. or J.C.; then they're okay, I guess.
In my opinion, Puritans...the Fundy "Christians"...are the true identity of the AntiChrist, seriously.
Jesus once said, "Many will come in My Name & say 'I am Christ' and deceive many...."
I'm not a Christian (though I respect it). Regardless, I know enough about the New Testament to conclude that Pharassidical Puritan Fundies are The "AntiChrist" & full of CRAP!
"Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights."
This coming from a Christian Fundy? Yeah, that's definitely a laugh right there.
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