There are numerous evidences of and for creation. Take the Bible for instance. Take creation itself for instance.
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If the Bible is evidence for creation, then Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is evidence for Quidditch. As are brooms.
Nothing "would exist" according to evolution. It's not a set of rules or a goal, it's a description of a natural process.
If evolution were true, it would be a statement.
Why would vampires and werewolves exist?
"If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist."
[citation needed]
Seriously, "evolution" is not a codeword for "everything YEC's don't believe in." This is why the theory of evolution also says absolutely nothing about zombies, the Lorelei, elves, gnomes, phoenixes, basilisks, leviathans, Bigfoot, or the "Jersey Devil."
True story: my university actually had a Quidditch team. Needless to say it wasn't quite like what was portrayed in the book.
Oh yeah and "stuff exists, therefore God" is an unbelievably poor argument.
Poe needs to try harder. If the Bible was true, angels, demons, Seraphim, Cherubim, and talking shrubbery would exist. How do you account for that?
I just love the "if evolution were true..." false dilemma arguments that creationists love to come up with. Kind of like, "If evolution were true, then you'd see a half dog, half fish" or "If evolution were true, then humans would grow wings and be able to fly."
Sorry, a creature which would be repelled strongly by garlic, couldn't stand the view of a religious symbol, wouldn't be able to cross flowing water, and would crumble to dust in direct sunlight would have serious evolutionary disadvantages.
The same applies for a creature which would transform itself into a wolf once per month. Where is the evolutionary advantage in that?
Why would vampires and werewolves have evolved? In fact, many "vampires" did: everything from leeches to ticks to mosquitos to lampreys to little bats to certain nomads who install corks in their cattle's veins, because the blood of one organism may be very nourishing to another. There are, on the other hand, no werewolves, because shapeshifting is outside the realm of biophysics. Defective organisms and degenerative traits do occur, however: intelligent, educated families occasionally have a creationist among their descendants. Meanwhile, I wish "Gahd" would make me a unicorn, 'cause that would be cool.
There are numerous evidences of and for creation. Take the Bible for instance. Take creation itself for instance.
If the Bible is evidence, so is Harry Potter and the Qur'an.
As to Vampires and werewolves, their existence is as true as the tales in the Bible.
Get some sense and learn how to use logic and reason.
Boy, did this blog ever get spam-bombed!
It's never a pretty sight, let me tell you....
*tilts head at a 45° angle*
waitwut?
how does one go from A to B that wrongly?
"If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?"
both strong predators with absurdly disadvantageous weaknesses not fit for being the top predator.
kthxbai
Look Muammar, I know that you're a troll, but do you have to be that much of a troll? You see, most trolls at least have lives outside of trolling. You, on the other hand seem to have nothing better to do than post a single moronic comment several hundred times. Honestly, that would be hilarious if it wasn't so incredibly sad. It still is pretty funny.
Anyway. There's a short explanation for this.
Vampires and Werewolves can't evolve. Humans would kill them in a New York second. We killed all our brother and sister species, so how do you think we'd react to the likes of THEM!?
Wait... Did we get hit with a spam-bot.
Because this douchebag posted far more times than humanly possible in little time.
Either that, or he really, really, really, really, REALLY needs to get a life.
By the way, you lonely racist motherfucker, thanks for showing everyone loud and clear that your little "friends"- yertul, blueman, etc. Are really just your sad, sad little puppets.
Are they better than having real friends...? Are they? Your puppets will NEVER abandon you, after all...
Thanks again for showing how lonely and pathetic you really are. You will die ALONE. And your puppets will die with you.
Ok then, I know you're not actually going to respond to any of these, you're just going to ctrl-C and ctrl-V your way around this comment section until your ISP gets blocked, and I'm sure it's fun to you, so I'll say something just because it's fun to me
You are the worst kind of coward. This isn't some internet tough guy talk from me about how if you were that annoying in the real world I'd pound you cause I can toss a truck into a car or something. No, this is me calling you out for your words on a website, using words on a website.
You are a coward because you could challenge the people who disagree with you to open debate in the hope of changing their minds, but you know that they could be right, and debate would force you to admit that. So you spam the same message over and over and over again until everyone goes "Man this fucker is annoying" so that at the very least, you have caused a minor inconvenience in the lives of those who disagree with you.
It's a terrible and empty way to live, and it can only be fixed with rationalism.
@Danarth
It's like intellectually masturbating to your friendless, lonely existence.
So, you've wasted two entire days spamming conspiracy theorist wharrgarbl on a website (the wrong one I may add, since I'm sure nobody here condones heinous Muslim acts any more than they do heinous Christian acts [read: not at all]), yet someone else is a moron.
The sad part about this is that brainless wastes of oxygen such as yourself don't even realize just how worthless, how insignificant, and how ineffectual you really are.
But by all means, feel free to continue. At least there is entertainment to be had in your incessant frothing. Was that your intention?
You stupid fucking idiot troll. I have a little button on my mouse that allows the scrollwheel to rotate freely. It was a matter of moments to scroll through your bullshit.
Heads up fuckface, you were bested by a nerd and his rad gear.
Booyah!
@LonelyTroll
Keep laughing. That's right, keep laughing at the fact that you HAVE NO FRIENDS. Your only companionship is your imaginary little sockpuppets.
But WE are the pathetic ones here after all, right? Silly us! We have actual friends! And we can talk to them because they're REAL PEOPLE! Hahaha! Haha! Ha! Ha. Ha ha... ha...
Shouldn't all these racist comments automatically be moved to RSTDT? I really don't have either the time or inclination to read the idiotic witterings of Nazi White Supremacists
Or what about tracing and putting a special tax on whites who are overtly racist so as to pay reparations the the Afro-American population for all the forced labour they endured over centuries?
@The troll on this thread-
Okay, so you copy-pasted a bunch of free porn and some obsessive crap about Obama by using multiple sock puppets on a thread that'll be completely forgotten within a week at most and that seems like an accomplishment to you. Congratulations, you've demonstrated that you're an obsessive, psychotic weirdo with no life. Thanks for the free porn though.
Thats AMAZING..I was about to say the same thing for Islam and also Asatru (the nordic religion)
They BOTH lay the say claim as you do (our religion is right because look at our writings and look at the world, and look at all the stupid things I can make up that they other guy cant explain)
@SpukiKitty
I checked. He isn't a Poe(he actually didn't even know what a Poe is, but I swear HE LEGITIMATELY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A POE IS). He's just an extremely dedicated moron.
He's got it in his head that somehow evolution=defeating death=ZOMBIES ALIENS WEREWOLVES VAMPIRES etc.=evolution is false.
There are numerous instances of vampires and werewolves in fiction. Take the Bible for instance. If Creation were true, unicorns and dragons would exist. They don't.
How do you account for that?
PROTIP: The only reptile that has the word 'Dragon' in it's name is the Komodo. Nope, no wings, nor biomechanical flame-emission facility. Oh, and Narwhal tusks.
How's that for a (k)nightmare for you? Three words: Kitzmiller versus Dover.
The really disturbing thing about the lying troll is that the posts are a few seconds apart - just long enough for it to be possible to post by cut&paste&click rather than it being done by a program, AND the delay times between posts are slightly different - not what I'd expect from a program submitting with, say, a 5 second speed limiter in it. In other words, this isn't just automatic spam. It's manual spamming. The liar is just going paste, paste, click click, wait for page to refresh, paste, paste, click, click, wait for page to refresh, etc ad nauseum.
If basic decency isn't enough to stop him from trolling his lies you'd think at least wanting to have a life of some sort would.
"there are numerous evidences of and for creation. Take the babble for instance"
No, there is about one bit of evidence for creation. The babble. (at least the christinsane version of creation). And that is a very lousy, pathetic bit of evidence. Full of contridictions, nonsense, etc.
"Take creation itself for instance".
"If evolution were tru, vampires, werewolves would exist".
"If evolution were true, vampires and werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?"
You seem to have evolution confused with Twilight. Now, I've seen some impressive mental contortions in my time, but how you arrived at that conclusion is beyond me.
@Distind
"Hewly crap that was a lot of spam."
Mayhaps it's time to incorporate reCAPTCHA. into the board software.
As per moot vs. Kimmo Johan Alm*, re. the latter spamming 4chan, the former did so, and instantly beat the Swedish paedo at his own game. 'Tis the best anti-bot measure, I think you'll find. Thus no more tiresome clearup work for your good self.
*- Just type 'AnonTalk' into Encyclopedia Dramatica'. His paedo board has finally ceased to exist. No thanks necessary, just doing my part in removing his form of cancer on the internet.
Vampires and wrewolfs must exist or else there would be no movies about them, no tv shows or books.
The Howling, Buffy Vampire slayer, teen wolf, and the stories of Sookie Stackhouse as shown in True Blood.
I can't account for how anybody with the IQ of cornflakes would think that that statement makes sense.
We can just as easily say that if creationism is true why are there no four legged insects...oh wait...never mind.
Poe.
I really, really hope.
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That is the most perfect example of non-sequitur that I have ever read. It is on the same level as:
"If the Earth were round, then elephants could fly."
Congrats. You have hit a new high in gross stupidity.
There are numerous evidences of and for evolution. Take the Origin of Species for instance. Take evolution itself for instance.
If you get to use circular logic, so do we.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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