There is truly nothing new under the sun- these atheist liberal dolts think they're being novel in their approach to villify Christianity? Here's a wake-up call God-Deniers- you've failed for centuries and will continue to fail right up until the point the Christ returns to paint the streets with your spilled blood.
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The image of Jesus as a murderous psychopath fingerpainting on the sidewalk is certainly what the folks who concocted Christianity had in mind. No doubt about it.
And the only thing "new" about Christianity was the name. Every single thing about the Christian faith was borrowed, copied, infused, and down-right stolen from other, much older religions. You Xians dolts think you're being novel in your approach to running a religion. Here's a wake up call God ass-kissers-NOT!
As opposed to cunt-servative fundy fucktards like yourself. Read your fucking holy book, dumbass, cover to cover. Then think about the bullshit therein. Your bible is the greatest weapon at an atheist's disposal. Now, shove your had back up your ass, you simple cunt.
And let me just mirror you. You have tried for centuries to impose the same vision of God, without success, you have tried to say the same rubbish, and we´re still waiting for that blood-thirsty Jesus to come. And just for the record, it´s the first time that God-deniers are succeeding. You all religious nuts are alone on the issue.
"There is truly nothing new under the sun-"Your Bible claims that, but in the several thousand years since that was written many new things have come along. How 'bout spacecraft, moon-walks, kidney transplants and stainless steel?
"these atheist liberal dolts think they're being novel in their approach to villify Christianity?"
I AM an atheist and a liberal. I also have some less desireable qualities sometimes, but I am NOT a dolt.
I do not claim my approach to "villifying" Christianity is novel. Valid, yes, but not necessarily novel.
"Here's a wake-up call God-Deniers- you've failed for centuries and will continue to fail right up until the point the Christ returns to paint the streets with your spilled blood."
Here's a wake-up call for you God-believers. Though you've had thousands of years time, you've yet to prove that God exists. You've had about 2 thousand years to prove that Jesus exists, but you haven't done that either. It's time you guys woke up and realized you've been duped. According to your own Bible, Jesus said he'd be back within the lifetimes of some members of the audience to which he was speaking. Nearly 2 thousand years later and still no Jesus. Buy a clue, guys.
You know what has happened when you hang out with someone and they are kind and gentle and generous, but then they go away for a while and when they come back they are violent, hateful, and murderous?
Read your fucking holy book, dumbass, cover to cover. Then think about the bullshit therein. That reminds me. Wasn't Christ supposed to return to paint the streets with our spilled blood back in the first century? Is His bus stuck in traffic?
Anevilme:
I'm really starting to think the only reason the streets of this country aren't rife with sectarian warfare is because we have a secular state standing in the way. A secular state, I might add, that the fundies are busy trying to dismantle.
"When logic, reason, and all else fail: KILL THE BASTARDS!"
Oh yeah, Jesus used to spill blood all the time, he needed it to slowly rebuild his body so he could escape the clutches of the Cenobites!
"The only real beef Jesus ever has with humanity is the stuff that gets carried out in his name: wars, bigotry, TELEVANGELISM!"
- Rufus, the 13th apostle, from Dogma.
And of course Revelation.
Sadly for you, that will only be after the Flying Spaghetti Monster returns and drowns all of you idiots in a giant pot of bolognaise sauce.
Well, it is just as likely.
I don't know about atheist liberals, but I and many of the atheists socialists I know, don't have a problem with Christianity, as long as we are not forced to participate.
What about you, you Zeus-Denier? Judging by what the stories say, Zeus spilling blood in the streets is much more plausible than Jesus spilling blood.
“There is truly nothing new under the sun- these atheist liberal dolts think they're being novel in their approach to villify Christianity?”
“Here's a wake-up call God-Deniers- you've failed for centuries and will continue to fail right up until the point the Christ returns to paint the streets with your spilled blood.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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