"I'd rather have the beastiality lovers have marriage rights than the gays."
Translated: 'I'm a closet zoophile'
"Provided of course the animal is of the opposite sex."
PROTIP: In Lebanon, beastiality is legal. But only if said animal is of the opposite sex. I'll be sure to see you off on the flight to Beirut, M.C.
"Much less disgusting in my opinion."
So M.C. thinks a human having sex with a non-sentient, non-consenting animal is normal, compared with two adult, sentient, consenting humans, eh?
*Presses Tannoy microphone button*)
Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Freud, please go to Consulting Room 5.
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'...I see. I must later consult with my colleagues messrs. Masters & Johnson, Kraft-Ebing, and Kinsey on this matter. Now tell me about your mother.'