*gays in the military*
I garuntee that when they enlist they will be given free reign on who to hit on, and if a single heterosexual private complains he will be violating the homosexuals rights...
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Hey, dumbass, you act like they are waiting to get in. Guess what? They've been there since there were armies.
But then, what do you expect from RR.
Alexander the Great was gay. He conquered all of the known world in his time. The Spartans were essentially gay too. Three Words: Battle of Thermopylae.
Being gay makes the soldier no less well 'ard, and braver than a hetero. one.
My nephew tells me that there's two gay soldiers in the East Yorkshire Regiment he serves with in the British Army. They're in Afghanistan right now. They serve their country. They fight against the Taliban too. He & the rest of his pals have no problem with them.
So why do you, SPYDR?
There are already gays in the military, there have probably always been gays in the military.
Regardless of who you are hitting on, you should always use caution and respect.
As a member of the military, I guarantee that upon enlistment, gay members will be expected to abide by the same code of conduct as straight members. This includes (but is not limited to), sexual harassment being disallowed.
@Swede
And no, you do not have the right to be offended if someone finds you attractive.
I disagree. Being offended is an emotional response-certainly, they have the right to be offended, if that's their reaction. However, they don't have theright to act upon that feeling b limiting someone else's rights.
Because we can never hold down a proper job because we're always dragging other men into the copy room, so it makes sense the gay men aren't allowed in the military.
Oh wait. Most of us have self control, and when we do a job...WE DO A JOB! Not turn everything into an opportunity to get laid.
Though I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Given their definition of "equality," when we say we want equality, it makes sense they should think we mean that we want the world to pander to us instead of them.
And how do we collect when your guarantee proves false?
I ask not because it never happened that way in any of the countries that don't ban gays, but because you're statement shows you to be such a delusional idiot we need to get it down in writing ahead of time.
I am in the U.S. Army and I know of gays and lesbians that serve when I was on active duty and now in the reserves. No lesbian ever hit on me because they knew I was straight, did not express any homosexual tendencies, and/or were in a relationship already with a partner.
Sexual harrasment is a serious offense in the military no matter who is doing it to whom. Like szena says, if a female private were to complain that a male soldier was sexually harrasing her, it wouldn't be ingored as a "violation of male heterosexual rights" and treated as a case of sexual harrasment. Same would go if gays and lesbians were allowed to openly serve.
*christians in the military*
I garuntee (sic) that when they enlist they will be given free reign on who to proselytize to, and if a single atheist private complains he will be violating the christianist's rights.
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Guess what? Homosexuality in the Army has a totally righteous precedent: Baron von Steuben, the Lord and Master of all drill sergeants.
[edit] Speaking of drill sergeants, I credit R. Lee Ermey for introducing the term 'reach-around' to the general public.
So the women can hit on any man they want in the army? Men can hit on any woman they want? Not fucking someone who hits on you is violating their rights?
The sky is falling, but don't worry, foxy-loxy will take good care of you.
Therefore, by your logic, when women were permitted to join the military, they could "hit on" any male soldier, and said soldier couldn't say "no"?
Idiot.
Heh, look at him, he's just afraid someone will treat him like he treats women. Stop snivelling, ya great big pussy.
"garuntee"
Garum was a condiment made from fermented fish, and not a beverage .
...but in the next edition of "Salvage Hunters", Drew Pritchard's van driver John Tee will make a terrible pun. I Guarantee It.
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