I believe we will be rapture in a twinkling of an eye. No one will see us go. I think that those around will see a Christian and then see their clothes fall to the ground. I am afraid there will not be a mass of people fall to their knees for forgiveness. I believe it will be shock but then the anti-Christ will come on the scene and come up with all kind of theories for what happened. From a weapon to evolution getting rid of Christians who were dragging the earth down.
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Hmmm . . . all the Xians vanishing in the twinkling of an eye? What's the down side?
I can't shake this image of them poofing away like in "War Of The Worlds", leaving only their clothes. They may think they're ascending to Heaven, but they're actually just getting blown away by aliens.
Grandma, if/when the rapture comes, it will be in the twinkling of an eye. I dare say it will be in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye... At the last trumpet, even (cue coronet player). And the dead shall be raised, be raised in-cor-rupt-ible! For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality.http://tinyurl.com/ess9j )
One downside of all those christians disappearing is it introduces the possibility they are right (By coinicidence?). Or maybe Pike has it right (slightly more likely in my opinion). Or perhaps there will actually be a sudden whisking into hell (the Anguish?)
"I believe we will be rapture in a twinkling of an eye. "
It's been six fucking years you stupid, illiterate bitch.
Interesting how she verges on self-awareness. She's well aware that if she and her ilk all disappeared, the rest of us would happily accept that they were dragging the earth down, but somehow has yet to realize that that's because they are.
“I believe we will be rapture in a twinkling of an eye.”
“Like 17:30 “It will be just like this on the day the Son of Man is revealed. 31 On that day no one who is on the housetop, with possessions inside, should go down to get them. Likewise, no one in the field should go back for anything. 32 Remember Lot’s wife!”
“No one will see us go.”
“…then the anti-Christ will come on the scene and come up with all kind of theories for what happened. From a weapon to evolution getting rid of Christians who were dragging the earth down.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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