Sex is a sin... Skiing is deffinetly not... To even compare skiing and sex is rationalization to the absurd level.
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"So, if I have sex while I'm skiing, does that make it less sinful? "
Dude, if you can have sex while skiing, I think even the fundie God would be so impressed, he'd let you in regardless of any other sin.
Joules: They use that in Happy Feet, actually.
You can tell Lovelace wants to tell Mumble to 'go fuck yourself', but he strains the F and turns it into 'go forth and multiply'.
I thought it was quite clever.
Nah, you don't do it while you're skiing. You sneak around behind the lodge and have a quickie behind the dumpster. The objective is to get off before you a) get caught and b) freeze.
/does not ski
//cannot get laid
Gee...seems to me that it would be more of a sin to place yourself in potential physical danger for your own amusement than it would be to engage in the act of biological reproduction, (even for amusement). Fortunately, I doubt Shyguy will be doing to much of the latter as it is a "sin". So I guess we have something to thank God for after all.
"Sex is a sin... Skiing is deffinetly not... To even compare skiing and sex is rationalization to the absurd level."
You'd think so with the apres-ski parties they have, but that's simply not the case. Male skiers are usually too piste to get it up anyway.
...I'll get my coat.
“Sex is a sin... Skiing is deffinetly not...”
If you think sex is a sin, how could you POSSIBLY think skiing is not?
It’s not biblical.
It costs money you’re not spending on the poor or God.
It’s done alone.
If you sex correctly, two people enjoy it. Skiing is only for one person.
And I can’t think of any way to ski for the glory of God. At least with sex, if you’re multiplying, you’re obeying him. Nowhere did he tell his followers to bomb the slope.
“To even compare skiing and sex is rationalization to the absurd level.”
You just compared skiing and sex. Seriously, your first two sentences compare the two.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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