[Answer to Why does the Christain God continue to fail? Over and over ect...]
HAHA!
Why does athiesm fail over and over again?
God creates everything for a reason...a reason not one of us could understand because we are not Him. HAHA! You call us the ignorant ones....
Gods plan is not yours to control...he will know everything and knows when the day you will die! HAHA...God never fails only wins!
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HAHA! You call us the ignorant ones....
Umm, yes, we do - not least because you just openly admitted you're fucking clueless in the last sentence!
"God creates everything for a reason...a reason not one of us could understand because we are not Him."
I'll keep that in mind next time somebody criticizes homosexuality.
"Hey, God has a very reason why homosexuals exist and we just have to trust Him! Actually, you have to trust Him, I'm an atheist. Also, I'm going to go watch lesbian porn."
and my lil bro who only 7YRS old hates you too and dont even know what you did and is always blocking your chair.
HAHA!
No, I don't know why that was the first thing I thought of. Both are about equally coherent though.
Atheism never failed: Is the default, no deity, no devine design
Evidence of a Diety or devine design? None.
"You call us the ignorant ones...."
Well yes, because you've just admitted - in the sentence prior to that one - that you cannot understand God's motives. So you know nothing about God, hence you are ignorant.
If you can't know God's motives, then you can't say whether anything is or isn't what God really wants. Even the bible isn't authoritative because you don't know what motivated God to write it as he did.
So thanks for that, XXdepres. You've just owned up to the fact that you can't possibly know what God does or doesn't demand and does or doesn't approve of. So next time you quote the bible or condemn a lifestyle or behaviour, we'll both know that that's just your opinion, because you've admitted that you can't possibly know God's.
Fundtards, undermining their own arguments since 50 AD.
Read the Garden of Eden story Xxdepres, and try to tell me that this wasn't a failure for your god. If you want to lay the blame on Adam and Eve, explain why god put that tree in the garden in the first place. If you want to lay the blame on Satan, show me in Genesis exactly where it says that the serpent was, in fact, Satan.
Yes, I call you ignorant. The fact that you are ignorant about the real world is sad. The fact that you are ignorant about the very theology you seek to force on the rest of us is infuriating.
"Haha! I'm right because I'm right!"
Logic is alien to you, I see. If you do this the proper playground way, you'll settle which is "right" only when the other one gets a nosebleed.
The decision in Kitzmiller vs. Dover by Judge John E. Jones III.
He is a Conservative Christian .
Atheists - Infinity+1. Fundies - 0.
Checkmate, Christains.
So who controls who ...?! [/Romans 13:1-5]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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