Have you ever even HEARD the way that they pray to Atheist? They jump around like chimpanzees because remember they believe that ATheist made mankind from Chimpanzees and monkies. They howl and hoop like chimpanzees during their profane prayers to Atheist. It is a terrible sight. They eat banannas afterwards and pick fleas from the grass. ATheist is SATAN. They cannot see this. REAd the BIBLE.
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"Atheists, are you 49% sure Christianity is true, and 51% sure that atheism is true?"
Pray to Atheist?
Ow, my brain!
And given all this crap, I'll bet SF wants (likely vehemently insists on) the latest antibiotics and medicines when they or their children are sick. They want all of the benefits of evolutionary theory, without having to "believe" in it.
What? Someone is praying to us now?
And why is it the more fervent the belief in Christianity, the more they sound like English isn't their first language?
er, would the atheist God be something like Athe ?
Athe-ist you see how that works .
Actually for those who know english its a-theist which of course means non-theist or non believer in any Gods (sorry Odin)
How come no-one invited me to any of these prayer meetings?
We HAVE read the Bible, dearie, that's one reason why we're atheists.
That's exactly what they do! But I'm surprised they let you see them as they were hopping out of their black helicopters to do their prayers.
I read the Bible. I love the slaughter, blood n guts, slavery, genocide, and god's condoning of rape and his directions on how to properly sacrifice animals and mutilate their corpses in his name.
Question is, have you read that mother fucking piece of torture porn? I fucking doubt it.
I work with a guy named Ath. I believe he's real, though I have yet to howl and hoop with him whilst picking and eating grass fleas and/or banann as.
Now, groveling at The altEr of DARWIn, that's another story. Then, of course, there's the ritual jacking off to images of puppies and flowers. You know.
Total garbage, we don't do anything of the kind. We sacrifice goats, the same as many do, we just screw them first.
Have you ever even HEARD the way that they pray to Atheist? They jump around like chimpanzees because remember they believe that ATheist made mankind from Chimpanzees and monkies. They howl and hoop like chimpanzees during their profane prayers to Atheist. It is a terrible sight. They eat banannas afterwards and pick fleas from the grass. ATheist is SATAN. They cannot see this. REAd the BIBLE.
Holyshit you suck at lying! Also, you have an abysmal vocabulary, the diction of a four year old child and the imagination of a donkey. I feel slightly stupider after reading your bullshit. Do humanity a favor and volunteer for experimental surgery.
So let me see if I understand this yutz.
He actually thinks nonbelievers worship a being called "Atheist" by hopping around like chimps and "monkies" (sic).
Nope, sorry, but I call BS. Nobody can be that utterly stupid and continue breathing at the same time.
Poe! Please?
What's banannas?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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