do you vote for liberal politicians? If so, yea. Your vote is essentially sticking the knife in thousands of skulls. Of course if you evolved accidentally from a worm, what do you care.
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I don't get this. If the only way you can have morality is to have a pre-established purpose instilled by someone else, then how does (uncreated) God manage to have morality?
Even if we weren't created by another being intentionally, doesn't mean nihilism has to be eternally true.
Personally, I'd vote democrat just to piss off Fundies.
Anyhow, it's a rather safe bet if they disagree with something it's probably the sane choice.
IF you vote conservative, it's basically the same thing, except in the name of racial/religious superiority, and the skulls involved are actual fully formed human beings.
Decisions, decisions...
Sticking a knife into a skull is a very bad idea. At best, you'll chip and dull the blade; at worst, the knife will break or bounce off.
This is much the same as sticking a knife into a heart by going through the second and third ribs. Unless you're expert, more likely, you're going to bounce off the rib cage and end up with a very pissed off victim.
Much better to thrust up from under the rib cage.
Sorry for the rant but improbable knife metaphors irritate me.
There are no liberal politicians in the US. Even the so-called "political left" there is still right of most of the democratic parties in the world.
Then again, you de-volved from a sack of shit. What do you care?
do you vote for liberal politicians? If so, yea. Your vote is essentially sticking the knife in thousands of skulls. Of course if you evolved accidentally from a worm, what do you care.
And if you vote for the republicans then you are essentially dropping daisy cutters on innocent kids. But what can you do? It's a two party system.
And if we vote guys like Georges Bush, knives stick much more. So, the lesser of two evils, I guess.
Do you vote for conservative politicians? If so your vote is essentially creating massive deficits, handing the keys of the country to China, handing billions of dollars to islamic terrorists who hate us and want to kill us, and allowing the government to read your email and tap your phone without a warrent.
[Stabs supersport]
One down, 999 to go.
As long as it is thousands of fundie skulls, I have no problem with that.
Your votes for Republicans have killed people around the world, without cause or provocation. Your Republican votes have taken money out of the hands of the citizens of this country and lined the pockets of their already rich friends who run overpowering corporations. Your Republican vote helped turn a national surplus into the largest national deficit in history, in a matter of a few years. Now we owe fucking China money...how, exactly, is that good? Chinese people don't even believe in god!
Separation of Church and State is a beautiful thing. It keeps fundie asshats like you where you belong, hiding behind your computer to express obnoxious, illogical opinions with no basis in fact.
Jesus was a liberal, read your Bible, stupidsort. Of course that might stop you from making up shit, and putting there to push your own agenda of bigotry, so I seriously doubt that's going to happen.
Has anyone made a list of things we've evolved from? I think it includes monkeys, worms, fish, rocks, and giraffes.
And it was the republican government (in America, anyway) that started the illegal war.
Anon-e-moose
"do you vote for liberal politicians? If so, yea. Your vote is essentially sticking the knife in thousands of skulls."
'Sticking a knife in a skull'? Pfeh, you think too small. How about nearly seven billion skulls, nay, the Earth as a whole:
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But then, isn't that the intention of you Right-wing Fundamental ist Dominionists? A theocratic equivalent of "Star Trek"'s Mirror Universe Terran Empire.
Besides, this is the only thing that deserves to have a knife stuck into it:
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>:D
Confused?
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