Today's Laugh 7-19-18
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(NOTE: Difficult to say what is going on in this comic strip but I will identify the various things being said and the reader may try to understand for themselves)
Man labelled Brennan with 666 on his forehead: TREASON!
Man walking across bridge labelled Helsinki: I'd trust people like Putin over the fake media.
Creature labelled ABC: ...ahuh, wha...I smell blood.
Creature labelled CBS: Sedition. Heresy.
Creature labelled NBC: At long last-we have him!
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Wait, wait, Mick is actually praising Trump for buddying up to Putin? Up to now, the right was mostly mocking the left for being obsessed with Russia.
First he didn't say he trusted Putin over the media, he said he trusted Putin over every single intelligence agency in the country and all of his advisers because his denials are "strong and powerful" rather than having any kind of evidence, mountains of which implicates Putin and reports on that evidence go on the President's desk every morning. Which Trump illegally rips to shreds.
And not a single mention of the fact that - in a move very reminiscent of Charlottesville when he failed to condemn neo-nazis for driving a car into a crowd of protesters - Trump said there was blame on both sides when asked if there was anything he held Russia specifically accountable for... then spent several minutes trash-talking America (and only America) before segueing inexplicably into talking about how he won the election and grousing about Hillary Clinton again. And Putin stating flatly he did tell his people to help Trump win the election.
So even if you're trusting Putin's word over the agencies that have safeguarded the United States then that's still saying you believe he meddled in the election.
Just... fuck.
You know, I'd make the usual joke about Mick's atrocious art and humor (seriously, what the hell's even going on!?), but the sheer delusion is just depressing here. I mean, these nutjobs aren't even pro-right-wing-american anymore. They're outright admitting to only care about being pro-Trump, even if that means they are supporting Russia and destroying the USA themselves.
I mean, the only explanation I have is that they despise the progressive left so much that they'd rather destroy EVERYTHING rather than let us have anything ...
Sorry, but... is this still real life anymore!? Or am I just in a delusional coma without even realizing it? Because I feel like this is some sort of dystopian/cosmic horror comic book or anime or something...
BBC, ITN, Sky News:
News presenter: 'Today in Helsinki, what was said by the US president - in front of the world's press - was immediately denounced as Treason: by the Republican Party. '
@Malingspann
Mick Williams: "The Donald right or wrong!"
And when even Dick Willy's 'Emprah' - who is supposed to be perfect and utterly flawless - admitted he'd done wrong: 'Misspoke ', where does that leave Donald Fart's arselickers...?!
It's certainly left those not exactly like Dick Willy with a memefest that's so viral, it's become a plague: but a beneficial one for we who want to see Willy's 'Emprah' politically annihilated.
Your worst nightmare would happen, Dick Willy? Well, remember what happened to Richard 'I Am Not A Crook!' Nixon: and think again.
...oh, yes, that's right: I misspoke . I meant 'Wouldn't '.
Or did I...?! >:D
Wait, wait, Mick is actually praising Trump for buddying up to Putin?
Yes. Yes, he is. The zombies have gotten their marching orders for Helsinki; Putin is great, a true leader, and anyone who questions Trump kissing his ass is just trying to bring up the Red Scare or is a wimp. So they're out there, trying to push the idea that Putin is a great leader, and the leaders of NATO are a bunch of losers.
Which was the exact opposite of what they claimed in 2001. But the fact that they've 100% flipped positions doesn't seem to matter much to them.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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