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Jesus offends non-believers for the same reason they are offended by puppies, young children, and baby kittens. Because they are so full of hatred that they can no longer think clearly.

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old comment by Caustic Gnostic

Another fine portrayal of the emotional polarity of these people. It is as if there is an abyss between total love and total hate.

The Christ concept strikes a particular positive moral resonance, even among atheists. There is no problem with accepting the humanist philosophy that Jesus propounded. (Damned shame that the bible editors made a clusterfuck of it.)

That said, I am reminded of Gandhi's famous quote about Christ and christians.

Jesus doesn't offend me at all. It is the sickening bastardization of an enlightened being (real or mythical), by drooling fucktard scripture zombies, that gets my goat.

A certain happy young child I know, is the best example of a "Christian soul" I have ever encountered. Puppies and kittens are just too cute to need excuses.

old comment by Capn Bob

Hi! I'm an atheist! That's right; I'm one of the most hated types of people in America! I have no morals whatsoever, and I'm determined to push my pro-evolution stance into our public schools! My goal in life is to corrupt as many children as possible with my secular-humanist ways of thinking! Every time someone mentions the word "Jesus" in my presence, I contact the ACLU. Not only do I strongly support abortions, but I think that the aftermath could be used in soup to feed the hungry. I support the right for homosexual men to have sex with each other in public shopping malls and the front lawns of churches all across America. I believe that my beliefs caused 9/11 and Katrina. I HATE Christmas and Easter and throw live bunny rabbits, puppies, and young children (in that order) at passing cars from an I-95 overpass on both of those holidays. I've tried to stop kids from praying in public schools, but I haven't quite figured out how to stop them from silently praying in their heads (suggestions welcomed). Well, that's enough about me and my evil ways!

old comment by GigaGuess

Okay, puppies and kittens, I love, but young children get on my nerves after a while. All of the above are great so long as you can play with them for a little while, and then give them back. And anyone who knows me, knows I'm nowhere near full of hatred. Quite the opposite, actually. That said, Jesus doesn't offend me either...some of his "followers" do, but he doesn't. Matter of fact, if more of those who claim to follow him actually tried to live like him, the world would be a much better place. By this I mean trying to preach love as opposed to hate, and try to unite (AND NOT BY RECRUITING FOR YOUR RELIGION.) as opposed to divide. Just a thought, that's all.

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