I feel our time on this earth is so short; so Obama will probably win and he and Oprah can help the anti-christ bring in the new world order.
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Linda;
There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who think "The glass is half-empty," and then there are those who think "The glass is half-full".
You're the kind who thinks "I don't know if the glass is half empty or half full--BUT IT'S STARING AT ME!!!!"
Rapture Ready enthusiasts: That comet to heaven is gonna leave, and if you're not on it you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon... now everyone put on your nike shoes and drink your kool-aid.
By all means, if you think it will hasten Jesus' return, help elect Barak Obama to office. It's a much better idea than your previous strategy of "Let's start the biggest war possible in the Middle East."
I feel our time on this earth is so short;
Then why don't you and your loony death cult just leave us alone already, why all the fucking waiting and annoying rational people?
homeschool:
you fail at maths
Child.. you may have to start late in life. Just make sure you punch your momma in the face for depriving you of information. I'll happily "home, and you get to leave" school you on the bits you missed out on. I'd start with something interesting like electronics and the great poets. Hell, I'll teach you french too.
Hey guy with the screenname cool cats, you must have missed this verse. 2 Revelations 1:1 (SIW123 Translation).
"And funky black anti-Christ will be led by the funky black talk show host and the funky black president to establish the new world order of Gettin' Funkay."
...Oprah can help the anti-christ bring in the new world order.
When the Anti-Christ gets here does that mean we can finally get you Christians to shut the f*** up for just five minutes?!?!
I think that to effectively demonstrate your faith in the proximity of our destruction you should immediately begin to unload all your stocks, bonds, IRAs, and 401Ks and DAMN the penalties. Be sure to run through the streets tossing money into the air like a demented bridesmaid pitches rice.
While you're at it you should quit your job and spend your last precious hours on Earth spreading the message of the Anti-Christ's imminent appearance. That'll show 'em you're not crazy.
"I feel our time on this earth is so short;..."
- Wow, we've never, ever heard that from a Rapture Ready groupy before. It MUST be true!
"I feel our time on this earth is so short; so Obama will probably win"
'Probably '?!
>2008
Five years later , and still no sign of your J-boy blowing his horn, going down and sucking you off.
Just two years of that 'Tribulation' left, eh? And Obama will still be in the White house then
Even some 'Campers' realised, post-one second after midnight 21st October 2011, that the penny had dropped. If they had two of them left to rub together, after Harold had fleeced them. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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