(In reply to the statement that humans are animals)
You mean like a dog or pig? You want to marry an animal and have sex with them?
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So if Humans are not animals, then what are we? Plants or Fungi? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I don't reproduce through spores, nor that I feed through Photosynthesis.
But seriously, how do you even manage to go from "humans are animals" to "you are a zoophile"?
However, it does raise some interesting questions. Like, where do you draw the line with zoophilia? Obivously, if you just define it as "animals", then humans (part of the Kingdom of Animalia) won't count either. But would, for example, an anthropomorphic cat with human-like intelligence count? What about a human-like creature that merely has animal intelligence?
Regardless, I have a feeling Sassy clearly didn't think that far ahead.
I did marry and have lots of sex with an animal. He's some kinda hairless ape thing.
As to other animals, while I can appreciate some other animals' anatomies, I'm more interested in actually doing the nasty with my own species much like most other animals.
"I did marry and have lots of sex with an animal. He's some kinda hairless ape thing."
You're lucky, my wife married some kind of extremely hairy ape thing (except sadly on the top of its head)
Well, I, for one, came to this planet ruled by a society of apes, and fell in love with a member of toe dominant species, and have married her to have sex with an animal.
YOU want to feel special in the eyes of God, whereas I don't believe there's a god that I need any favors from.
Get over yourself, sassy.
I never thought I'd actually have to say something like this, but here goes:
Dogs don't have sex with pigs. Your argument is invalid.
"...you don't believe your really an animal at all."
Huh. Cause dogs and pigs are known for mating with each other, like, all the time .
No, we mean like a human being.
I did marry an animal and have lots of sex with him. I don't know about you, but I don't want to marry and have sex with all humans...
People have been using 'animal' as a pejorative for so long, when they hear it now, they think 'act like an animal' to mean 'act like a different animal'. But cats don't act like fish, cats don't mate with fish. Humans act like human animals, and mate with human animals. And sometimes other animals, but the law tends to frown on that, because of concerns over consent.
I used to make jokes about how if humans aren't animals, or plants, then they must be fungus.
...Well, other animals have been known to engage, or at least attempt to engage, in bestiality or humanality. Like, emus and orangutans have been known to be sexually attracted to humans, a lot of dolphins will fuck anything willing (and some male dolphins don't even care about the "willing" part), rabbits have been known to have a thing for cats, wild hogs have been known to go after anything roughly their size, and so on. But in general, creatures stick to their own species, humans included.
The biggest argument against marrying a dog or a pig is there's no evidence they can understand the implications of a marriage contract. That's also sometimes true of a severely mentally disabled human, but most of us wouldn't call them mere animals in a way that implies other people aren't.
Also, humans meet the definition of being mammals. It would be very strange if there was a mammal which isn't an animal. A better way of saying it is that humans are people, but non-human animals are not presently recognized as such.
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