you can make all the excuses for evilutionary scientists you like, but the fact is, no one has ever seen an animal give birth to a different kind of animal, so evilution is, at best, a theory, but in reality, a tool of diabolical influence
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Well that's not surprising, Carico, since Evolution (Oh ho ho, you have devastated us with your clever and original misspelling!) does not claim that one animal can give birth to another. If you knew even the slightest thing about the subject you are railing against, you would realize that. So, nice Straw man, there.
No one has ever seen a giant man with a long white beard that lives on a cloud, so christianity is at best a myth, but in reality, a tool to manipulate gullible fools.
This doesn't sound like Carico, it makes too much sense. (You know, just a strawman, no big obvious logical explosions.) She's slipping.
you can make all the excuses for cretinist preachers you like, but the fact is, no one has ever seen a deity make a man out of dust and a woman out of one of that man's ribs, so cretinism is, at best, a theory, but in reality, a tool of dumbfuckical influence
Actually, they have.
AAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!! THE STUPID!! IT BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
STOP DROP AND ROLL, STOP DROP AND ROLL, AAAAAGHHHHH!!!!
Of course "Evilution" is a tool of "diabolical influence", why else would it be called "EVILution"? You can chill, Carico, because we all agree with you that "evilution" is a load of bull. EVOlution, on the other hand, is 100% scientifically legitimate.
“you can make all the excuses for evilutionary scientists you like, but the fact is, no one has ever seen an animal give birth to a different kind of animal,”
“so evilution is, at best, a theory,”
“but in reality, a tool of diabolical influence”
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