HELLO!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT????? I find it a blessing that God didn't create me as animal. Example: A dog, cat, bird,etc. Because, if I was I would be able to have eternal life through Jesus Christ!!!!
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Eccl. 3:18-22: I said in mine heart concerning the estate of the sons of men, that God might manifest them, and that they might see that they themselves are beasts. For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all [is] vanity. All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again. Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth? Wherefore I perceive that [there is] nothing better, than that a man should rejoice in his own works; for that [is] his portion: for who shall bring him to see what shall be after him?
i nominate this for "best typo of the month"
"HELLO!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?????"Yes, yes I do. I'm thinking maybe YOU don't, though.
"I find it a blessing that God didn't create me as animal. Example: A dog, cat, bird,etc."
You are an animal, DAH, though you are right that God din't create you.
"Because, if I was I would be able to have eternal life through Jesus Christ!!!!"
Jesus bestows eteral life on doggies and kitties, but, by implication, not you? Curious.
Bitch, don't insult Rahj & Jazz! They're a lot smarter than you, anyway. Able to convery their thoughts without speaking English, whereas you can speak English to an extent, but are unable to convey your thoughts with any semblence of intelligence.
And I would like to add that my one cat can't figure out to stop crapping on the floor. So that should tell you something of my opinion of you.
@Darth Vader: your post reminded me of one funny epitaph on lotsofjokes.com.
"Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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