This sounds familiar
I swear I heard this in 2004 and 2008, but that can't be right.
Will Obama Keep Power 'by Any Means Necessary'?
Let's go there: if Obama thinks he's losing, will he allow safe and fair elections on November 6? And if he does lose, will he peacefully turn over power to Mitt Romney on January 20, 2013? Or will he cling to power "by any means necessary," as a highly placed insider alleges?
Now, I'm truly sorry to raise such disgusting, un-American, crazy-sounding questions, but, alas, they're not crazy, and I've got a disquieting amount of evidence. The Democrats have already accused Romney of murdering a woman with cancer, financial felonies, and not filing taxes for ten years -- the last charge delivered by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid on the Senate floor, on the basis of absolutely no evidence whatsoever.
By Democrat standards, I've got enough proof to put away Obama, et al. for life without parole.
Whatever chicanery Obama and his investors may be contemplating, it will probably unfold against some gargantuan crisis, manufactured or otherwise.
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"Let's go there: if Obama thinks he's losing, will he allow safe and fair elections on November 6? And if he does lose, will he peacefully turn over power to Mitt Romney on January 20, 2013?"
Don't worry, the recent declarations of Romney's colistier will make sute that Obama will win the elections.
And when Obama steps down after serving his final term as president, what then? How ever will you stoke fear, paranoia and xenophobia next?
I wonder how the metafiction that you call 'reality' will realign itself when that happens. It'll be fascinating to watch, I know that much.
Premise 1: If people on one side accuse the opposite side of dastardly things, that proves the accusing side is planning to cancel elections. (That's Stella Paul's "evidence" for the Obama coup: that Democrats are accusing Republicans of Bad things.)
Premise 2: Stella Paul (Republican) accuses the Democrats of planning to cancel elections and seize power in a coup.
Premise 3: Planning to cancel elections and seize power in a coup is a dastardly thing.
Therefore....
So, you would rather vote for someone who wears magic underwear, believes he will get his own planet when he dies and that his god lives on the planet kolob (Read it backwards) etc, etc.
This is a sane politician in the USA? And you are going to vote for him to lead your nation?
Our world needs help, where's Superman when you need him.
Yes, you did hear it 2004 and 2008, only it was paranoid democrats saying it about Shrub.
Republicans claimed that Obama could eliminate the questions about his legitimacy by releasing his birth certificate. Romney could presumably do the same thing by releasing those tax returns, right?
I swear I heard this in 2004 and 2008, but that can't be right.
2004 and 2008? Hell I heard this about Clinton back in 1996 and 2000. I guarantee we'll be hearing this about Obama again in 2016 if he wins a second term.
By Democrat standards, I've got enough proof to put away Obama, et al. for life without parole.
Yeah, just look at his skin color. There's ample evidence that he is guilty of being president while black.
First off, Reid didn't accuse Romney of not filing his taxes. He said Romney didn't pay any taxes. It's a huge distinction.
Second, it's not the democrats who are passing laws that will disenfranchise voters and keep them away from the polls. It's the republicans. Under the guise of preventing "voter fraud". (I suppose by their standards, any time a voter doesn't flip the switch for a republican, it's fraud...)
By Democrat standards, I've got enough proof to put away Obama, et al. for life without parole.
If you do in fact have said evidence, then it is your duty as a patriotic American citizen to present it immediately in a court of law. To do otherwise would be an act of sedition.
Now, I'm truly sorry to raise such disgusting, un-American, crazy-sounding questions.
Hmm actually thought about what he was doing, and than did it anyway.
"The Democrats have already accused Romney of murdering a woman with cancer, financial felonies, and not filing taxes for ten years -- the last charge delivered by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid on the Senate floor, on the basis of absolutely no evidence whatsoever. "
Nobody accused Romney of any of these things, but you claim they did, on the basis of absolutely no evidence whatsoever.
(Adey)
"Our world needs help, where's Superman when you need him?"
Actually, he renounced his U.S. citizenship several years ago, so even if he were real, he wouldn't be of any help here. *sad sigh*
The Democrats have already accused Romney of murdering a woman with cancer, financial felonies, and not filing taxes for ten years -- the last charge delivered by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid on the Senate floor, on the basis of absolutely no evidence whatsoever.
So the other two claims have evidence behind them? Hmmm, do tell...
You have zero evidence except lies and paranoia. Even Harry Reid has more than that.
@ Da Rat Bastid:
No, he didn't. That was an Elseworlds (out-of-continuity) story. In the old Dc continuity, Supes was directly granted citizenship by JFK and was covered by Reagan's amnesty. In the new continuity (DC rebooted their continuity last year), it's anyone's guess but he seems to be old enough to be covered by the Reagan amnesty.
>>Let's go there: if Obama thinks he's losing, will he allow safe and fair elections on November 6? And if he does lose, will he peacefully turn over power to Mitt Romney on January 20, 2013? <<
Yes, he would.
>>By Democrat standards, I've got enough proof to put away Obama, et al. for life without parole. <<
Please provide this evidence. Surely, something that dramatic is worthy of a lot of media coverage.
"Now, I'm truly sorry to raise such disgusting, un-American, crazy-sounding questions, but, alas, they're not crazy..."
I'm not crazy, YOU'RE CRAZY ! Especially YOU Ghost Nappa!
No and no. Even if space aliens vaporized the West coast with death rays the President doesn't have the authority to call off elections. Remember FDR? He had to run for reelection during WW2.
And, as for refusing to leave office, the military outnumbers and outguns the Secret Service so there's no mechanism by which a President who lost a election could defy said election's results.
No one accused Mittens of murder. A PAC ad, not the Obama campaign, featured a man who lost his wife because Bain Capital outsourced his job and he lost his health insurance.
The speculation about "financial felonies" as well as the issue of how much Mittens has paid in taxes, once again coming from people other than President Obama or his campaign, would go away if he produced more financial records. As the Reichwhiners love to say; "if you've done nothing wrong, you've nothing to hide". We don't know that Mittens has done anything wrong but he is definitely hiding something.
This comment by Stella demonstrates how the Teabaggers/Neocunts et al know that it's hopeless for the Repubicans ousting Obama. The very fact they're now reduced to dragging out the dead bottom-feeders - after their last best hope: Dumbya - to try to oppose this Democrat president's 2nd term campaign, proves this.
A 'flip-flopping' policy-wise (previously pro abortion, pro-LGBT etc), out of touch with the electorate, gaffmeister ('Britain's not ready', re. our 2012 London Olympics, eh...?!), Mor(m)on ?!
...otherwise you wouldn't be reduced to saying this, if your precious 'GOP' was so confident & assured that it had the right candidate: a winnable one
Seems that Obama has nothing to worry about - especially in the debates; with Romney's 'Foot In Mouth Disease' whenever he has to speak 'off-script' (and he has a team of scriptwriters, to tell him what to think ), all Obama has to do is to throw in a policy/verbal spanner in the debate works. Then Mr. 'Magic Pants' is fucked . >:D
And then on that night later this year when Romney concedes to Obama, and the Repubicans tear themselves apart, especially when - considering the last lot of dead bottom-feeders, and they've dredged the polluted candidate pond empty, then...! [/Hyper-Schadenfreude ]
Stella Paul is absolutely right.
Come election night, Obama will address the nation and announce that American Idol was fixed (oh the shock). That being a national crisis, he'll grab control of the Weather Channel and send out an army of neighborhood ice cream trucks and sidewalk hot dog vendors to take hold of the nation.
He'll keep the redneck militias at bay simply by using correct English against them. He'll defeat the Republicans by throwing a roll of tens and ones on the floor. That'll keep the greedy bastards busy for hours.
Oh yes, he'll be cunning. His force will be as strong as the Greek economy.
We're in for it. Doom lies ahead. Buy your Christmas presents right now before it's too late!
Btw, 2004 and 2008? Bah, they were saying the same thing about Nixon back in 1972.
You're an idiot.
Whoever ran the ad blaming Romney for the woman's death is also an idiot. But saying so does not make you less of an idiot.
You have absolutely no evidence whatsoever that Obama is either willing or able to do what you say he will.
Confused?
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