Today's Laugh 8-2-18
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CAPTION: The house of horrors presents: X-ray souls
Heading on sign: Crime: Deep State Coup
Woman speaking to child: No, Mark--that doesn't happen to Christians.
19 comments
Christians aren't impeached by Mueller?
Protecting the US and its government from a unconstitutional religious coup isn't a Deep State coup. It's exactly what the second amendment is about; the public protecting We the People against a greedy and selfish and corrupt government.
@Doubting Thomas
Yeah, exactly, and while this one's not the most egregious example, so often Mick's art has great big arrows and labels on things which he wouldn't need to use if he was a better artist with a better understanding of getting ideas across. It's embarrassing.
So, when did "not agreeing with the president" start being a crime?
@Jocasta McFucken
On this one, I could actually use one of his Rod Serling bits to make some sense of it.
that doesn't happen to Christians
Well, Donald Fart hasn't repented of his sins - especially Adultery: as proved by Stormy Daniels & Cohen's Tapes - so you tell me, Dick Willy.
@Swede
Christians aren't impeached by Mueller?
Richard 'I Am Not A Crook!' Nixon was very much a Christian. He was re-elected in a huge landslide; no doubt in large numbers by the pre-Raygun Religious Reich.
And look what happened to him.
So the same thing can't happen in the early 21st Century, Willy? Remember Tricky Dicky in the mid-late 20th: and think again.
So why are you worried Dick, Checkmated Lady, et al? And there's we Atheists thinking that you had Faith on your 'God': that he would never allow this sort of thing to happen to his flock in the first place...?!
Someone who can't protect his sheep is no shepherd. So is your 'Emprah' saved , or what...?!
Lucifer must be superior to your 'God' then.
@creativerealms
Lady Checkplease's channel is all but dead, she posts once weekly (on Sunday, some sermon link) then promptly closes the discussion to outside posters. The only other posts that show up are Mick's and they are just angry alt-right political things, meaning the channel has almost nothing to do with "faith & religion" anymore.
See for yourself:
http://disqus.com/home/channel/faithreligion
I live in mortal dread that one day I will understand this asshole's "art"
and comments. Even worse, what if I start to like them? {{{shudder}}}
Anon-e-moose
Maybe a moot point, but Tricky Dicky was a Quaker.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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