Anyone hear of that jumping fish that turned into a bird...How about that horse that became a camel oh yeah not forgetting that monkey that turned into a man.
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Evolution my left ball grow up losers!
If with Losers, you mean people who don´even understand the theory of evolution enough to know, that it doesn´t encompass members of one species instantly turning into a member of another species, then I wholeheartedly agree ;)
Anyone hear of that bat that was a bird? How about those insects with four legs, oh yeah, not forgetting that rib that turned into a woman. Creation my (insert intimate area of your choice) grow up losers!
Anyone hear of that water that turned into wine... how about that woman who became a pilar of salt. Oh yeah, not forgetting that dude who turned into a God.
Religion my right arse cheek, grow up losers!
Anyone hear the one about the God was omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent, but couldn't prevent evil! How about the praying you guys do so he can become aware of a problem... When he already knows about that problem AND that you want it fixed!
Grow up douchebag.
@anonymous_troy
Anyone hear the one about the God was omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent, but couldn't prevent evil!
"Evolution my left ball grow up losers!"
Hard to parse without punctuation, but I'd have to say that it wasn't evolution that caused you to be left bald and grow up a loser.
Anyone hear about that guy that supposedly parted an entire sea? Or the other guy who supposedly died, but then came back to life? Isn't he the same guy who is his own father, and some kind of spirit too? Or the other big guy who flooded the whole earth?
christianity my left ball grow up losers!
I did hear about that dinosaur that turned intol a bird, and it took tens of millions of years to get there.
Because, dickhead, evolution does NOT work the way you think it works, and it is a very slow process. And please drive a rusty nail through your left ball and its twin brother, so you can't reproduce.
Individuals don't evolve, species do. And, it takes millions of years, at least for mammals. For bacteria and viruses it takes months.
“Anyone hear of that jumping fish that turned into a bird..”
“How about that horse that became a camel”
“oh yeah not forgetting that monkey that turned into a man.”
“Evolution my left ball grow up losers!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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