(So God created whales with hindlimbs, even though they always lived out in the deep ocean? Pretty stupid God.)
GOD CREATED YOU. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?
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By that logic, he also created you.
This proves the first person's point MUCH more than it proves yours, Mr. Accident.
Maybe he made me, but he made me poorly. One of my arms is a tiny bit longer than the other so now when I buy suits I always need to get them modified. When I was three years old I had adult sized tonsils that made it difficult for me to eat and breathe which required them to be surgically removed. I needed braces when I was younger to fix a small overbite.
Now those are just my own personal flaws, humans in general share other flaws like vestigial tails (the coccyx), a skeleton that will inevitably lead to back problem due to its poor design, our genitals serving a dual use as a waste disposal system and a pleasure center (what was he thinking?), our throat leading to both our lungs and our stomachs creating a risk of choking (why did he fix the problem with whales and not humans?).
The fact of the matter is that God is a sloppy designer. Now I know what you're going to say "original sin!" but does that mean that Adam and Eve had different skeletal structures? Did they have two sets of tubes running down their throat?
I'd say that he still has some explaining to do, like how our body is barely built to be bipedal, causing back pain and difficult childbirth, our windpipe and throat are side by side causing a huge choking risk, the blind spot seems to be a pretty major error, not to mention prohibiting homosexuality while putting the male g-spot in the anus.
Not to mention the fact that our sense and defenses are pretty subpar in relation to other creatures. No claws, no teeth, no fur, our vision is okay, our hearing is pretty bad and our sense of smell flat out sucks.
Real intelligent design.
Why, then, did he give me, and you, anal hair ?
Rick Pierson: So God created whales with hindlimbs, even though they always lived out in the deep ocean? Pretty stupid God.
Accident Reconstruction Man: GOD CREATED YOU. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?
pyro: ... Pretty stupid God.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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