The evidence for creation hasnt been offered to you. You must first reach a level of intelligence that is capable of comprehending it. By the looks of it, you are a LONG ways off. You better just stick to "thinking" nothing explodes into monkey men and let the adults take care of you.
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Considering your grasp of evolution in that insult, I'd say you're the pot calling the kettle black.
Now then, where's this evidence, we've been asking for it for years now.
There is no evidence for creation to offer. There is, however, evidence for evolution (and not the caricature you speak of), so take your fingers out of your ear and the stick out of your butt and suck it up and stop denying reality.
You're right! Mud Man and Rib Woman makes so much more sense when you put it that way!
Here's an alternate explanation: God invented tequila and blew chunks ... and we're the chunks! Compare and contrast. I suspect the same imaginary proof would support that premise as well. If you doubt me, I read it on Joseph Smith's Golden Tablets. I know where they are, but I'm sworn to secrecy. Hush now, sleeeep!
Ah, yes. The good old Argumentum ad "You Just Don't Get It, Man ", most often found at your local playschool or creationist get-together.
The evidence for creation hasn't been offered to you.
It hasn't been offered to anyone. We're still waiting for it. Hint: "the Bible said so" isn't evidence - any bronze-age priest can invent crap and claim God said it.
You should learn evolution before you try to criticize it.
The evidence for evolution has been offered to you. You don't understand it because you must first reach a level of intelligence that is capable of comprehending it. By the looks of it, you are a LONG ways off. You better just stick to "thinking" evolution is about how nothing explodes into monkey men and let the adults take care of you.
The evidence for creation hasnt been offered to you. You must first reach a level of intelligence that is capable of comprehending it.
Sorry, I refuse to make myself become a slack-jawed, drooling moron just so I can understand creationism.
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Ms. Garrison: All right, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution.
“The evidence for creation hasnt been offered to you.”
“You must first reach a level of intelligence that is capable of comprehending it.”
"By the looks of it, you are a LONG ways off.”
"You better just stick to "thinking" nothing explodes into monkey men and let the adults take care of you.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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