God has shown us repeatedly what happens when we go against His design. All sex except between two virgins of the opposite sex in a committed relationship, leads to disease and pain.
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So you'd better hope they manage to get quintuplets on the first try, because they're not going to get anything but disease and pain out of it after that, apparently.
You know, I'm sure I'm not the only exception to your rule, I'm sure there's billions of people just like me who've had lots of great sex without pain or disease.
So let me get this straight (no pun intended), according to Carico, Christians can only have sex once, on their wedding night, because after that they are no longer virgins?
As a woman I think I have the authority to say...that sex as a virgin really, really hurts. And even though we're (hubby and I) both clean people, it gave me a UTI. So there you go, virgins deal with pain and disease as well. You douche bag.
You might want to RTFB again and note the number of characters therein who take second or third wives, often without first dispensing with the other one(s). You might also take notice of Deuteronomy 25:5, where a man must, by God's law, marry his brother's widow if she is without child.
“God has shown us repeatedly what happens when we go against His design”
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