Oh how I wish I could read all of your email for you and filter out the bad stuff. Sadly, I cannot.
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Yes, and you'd do it all personally wouldn't you. You'd examine every e-mail for lurid details and suggestive innuendo, all the while pulling a Gonzo as your wife cleans up your sammich crumbs in the kitchen and whistles a happy tune while cleaning your treaded whitie-tighties.
Now, I read his entire post, and it seems some people just joined the site to randomly PM members and possibly insult them, which, I don't really agree with, even if Randy is a virtual cult leader.
Dear Louis,
Whoa. Frightening."Oh, my children, how I wish I could stand between you and the wicked world, but sadly, I cannot."
Sounds a hell of a lot like Randy, doesn't it? But it's not.
It's the Reverend Jim Jones. Those words are part of the recording he made as he browbeat and cajoled nearly 2000 of his followers into murdering their children and then poisoning themselves before he put a bullet through his brain.
This reminds me of an administrator of a completely different site named Alex Plank and the Wrongplanet scandals of 2005....in the fact that Alex Plank was rumored to read everyone's PMs to everyone....and he sometimes messed with them, according to the rumors.
capalert, the mail they get
Several of Randy's recent posts have been such perfect illustrations of one characteristic of a cult each (no privacy, no "nonbeliever" friends, no non-cult-approved books/movies/music,...) that you have to wonder if he isn't doing it deliberately.
Hush, my baby. baby, don’t you cry.
"Oh how I wish I could read all of your email for you and filter out the bad stuff. Sadly, I cannot."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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