[Houston elects gay Mayor]
WOW! This is why the Lord kept me from accepting a job in Houston! I would have been working very closely with the city of Houston--
Thank you, Jesus!!
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"WOW! This is why the Lord kept me from accepting a job in Houston! I would have been working very closely with the city of Houston--
Thank you, Jesus!!"
So? It simply means one more job for someone who isn't a homophobe.
Enjoy being on welfare, WKUHilltopper.
We all appreciate, as, I'm sure, does your alma mater, your incidental labeling of Western Kentucky as a school that has bred this kind of bigoted lunatic.
On that note, what the hell is a Hilltopper?
@Swicket: As a WKU alum myself, I can answer this. The college is built on a hill. Whoever was assigned the job of picking a team name was seriously lacking in creativity. They went for the obvious, yet pointless. And the place's mascot is "Big Red," an asexual lump that has been compared to a giant used tampon and McDonald's "Grimace" with a severe sunburn.
My Member of Provincial Parliament is gay. He hasn't hit on me so far, but I guess he's working his way through all 120,000 residents and hasn't gotten to me yet. When he does I'll thrust a Chick tract in his face and post about it on RR.
I'm waiting to hear now about how liberal Texas is, and how God will smite them for treating a person He created like a capable adult worthy of respect.
...what's that? Nothing? Oh, I forgot, you only save that talk for Prop-8, governator-electing California.
Are you insinuating that EVERYONE that works for the government in Houston is evil? That's a very brash thing to say.
You know I hate to say this ( No, I love to say this ) but given the percent of people that are gay, you have most certainly worked with one without knowing it many times. In your family, in your church, at work. There's no escaping it. You WILL interact with them. There WILL be government and yes even church officials that are gay.
Yes, because everybody knows if you were working in a city where the mayor is teh ghey that gay cooties would be rampant and some of them would jump into your nostils. Those gay cooties would infect your body and next thing you know you would be sucking the largest, blackest cock you could find by solicitation in a men's restoom.
Obviously that's what happened to that state senator in Florida who offered the black police officer $20 for the privelege of blowing the officer. And it's common knowledge that Florida Gov. Charlie Crist is gay, so it all makes sense.
god forbid you go near a town with a gay mayor, or it might set off your own latent homosexuality.
err, i mean the demons of homosexuality kept at bay by prayer and hours-long 1-on-1 counseling sessions with your youth pastor that end with you staring deeply into each others eyes before ripping off your shirts and falling together onto the couch for a night of passionate lovemaking. OH GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN
Meh, my dad used to work at WKU, and he is an awesome dude.
You on the other hand, are not.
Confused?
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