Ooh!
It's kneejerk atheistic reaction!
Now listen.
Wisdom comes from God.
Therefore anyone who knows and speaks to God on a daily basis is going to be fairly wise.
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Now listen.
Wisdom comes from drinking bleach.
Therefore, anyone who drinks and speaks to a bottle of bleach on a daily basiss is going to be fairly wise.
Shhhhh. Hear that? It's the wind whispering, "you're retarded....."
Ah, when I made that comment above, I hadn't realized that it wasn't a current post. Oh, well.
~David D.G.
Must be a new version of 'wise' I'm not familiar with. Go fundy word redefinition project.
Wisdom comes from God? I thought manna came from God. Some scholars believe manna was sugary secretions from sap sucking insects - otherwise known as aphid shit. What a gift from God!
When you say 'wise', you mean 'wise as an owl' don't you. Big Eyed, bird brained, and only capable of saying "Who?".
The ones who "knows and speaks to God on a daily basis", why don't they provide irrefutable, tangible evidence for the existence of God?
We atheists don't kneejerk that much, it's more shrugging of shoulders and rolling of eyes.
Sarah Palin
Nuff said really.
Except to point out that fundies think Sarah Palin IS wise ONLY because she's a true believer, in fact they deny her stupidity ONLY for that reason.
Kinda an overall Republican fault, much their base want preachers of the faith in office, not educated people of goverment, history or the infrastructure of the country, nope, they want Bible pushers.
Now, now, the human body has these kinds of reactions because it's the body's way to getting away from something dangerous, like rotten food, poisonous animals, and retarded fundie logic. We can't help that every word you say is like pouring liquid shit into our ears.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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