How can a animal come from a amoeba and make a tree?
What Evolution says
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First off, you use "an" not "a" when the first sound on the following noun is a vowel sound. Second, you need to phrase "What evolution says" as "That's what evolution says."
Study evolution and you'll get your answers.
Pike: Agreed. Often what fundies seem to perceive as a difficulty in getting a good answer to their questions is that the questions are so incredibly bad in the first place due to being grounded in complete misunderstanding (or misrepresentation) of evolutionary theory -- or, indeed, of any aspect of science. You can't give an intelligent answer to such a stupid question without first displacing mountains of disinformation first.
~David D.G.
@dykitty
How can such a large group of people be so entirely dull-witted?
Shitty education system+oppresive religion.
The problem with dealing with these people is that we intelligent, well educated people do not speak their language. So for the benefit of the world at large, I will endeavor to educate you on how to speak their language to them:
Last night I was visited in a dream by my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He was resplendant in his glory and a bright light shone from around his head. I looked into his eyes and the unbelievable love that shown there was almost unbearable. I looked at him and said, "Jesus, what can I do for you?" And Jesus said, "My children are confused, they ignore my work and believe untruths. I created the universe and all there unto it, yet they ignore the evidence of my true creation. Instead they believe the poetic ramblings of a book. Go out into the world and tell them that Darwin is correct, because I made the rules and laws of the universe and in so doing created it all."
So there ya have, Jesus told me that Evolution is correct. How can I go against the word of Jesus, my Lord and Savior?
Errr, how can something share an immediate common ancestor with a Pan and be this retarded?
Perhaps the Pan he shares a close ancestry with is the kind you cook with.
"How can a animal come from a amoeba and make a tree?"
Well, it didn't. But so what if it did? TJ 57 probably doesn't know why the sky is blue, either (hint: it's not the waters above the firmament). Does that mean it isn't?
@ Kalli,
Nice. Too nice. You'd have to throw in some misspellings, bad grammar, a few. random. periods here and there, inappropriate caps LOCK in a few places, a little craziness (-blam! you Darwin), at least one vague bible reference, just to get their attention, and let them feel you're 'one of them'.
" Prager #66374 2006-Aug-07 01:10 PM
Here we have an example of a normal person turned into an idiot by Kent Hovid."
Kent Hovid and his wife are exactly where they belong - behind bars.
Hopefully George Wanker Bush will shortly be joining them.
Following up Papabear's excellent constatation with the obvious:
"How can these people be so against something they know nothing about?"
Preaching ignorance and falsehoods about something (presenting a straw man) is a strategy to demonize or dismiss it. The same is true to dehumanize some human groups (like the Jews). And to perpetuate the bullying of the LGBTQ, or to maintain racism, etc.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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