Geez I remember in high school having to do yoga for gym. They would turn out the lights.
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I did that same thing, except it wasn't yoga, and we were a lot closer together, and it was definitely co-ed.
And we weren't in school.
It's sinful for fundies to get off their fat asses and actually do something good for their bodies. Aerobics in a public gym? Sinful, because women are usually scantily clad and they work out to "wordly music". Yoga? Sinful, because it's rooted in Eastern religious philosophy. Therapeutic massage? Sinful, for the same reasons as Yoga.
What's the point of being in good shape anyway? You're about a month away from receiving a "glorified body". Remember?
Yeah, I mean, reading the bible and handing out chick tracts is sufficient exercise.
Actually, I think fundies should be discouraged from exercising. That way they'll die earlier from cardiovascular disease and stop stealing my air.
*snorts* Afraid of the dark?
But seriously, if you're going to hate yoga, hate it because it's uncomfortable and, when you're doing it in school, kind of humiliating. Not because they turn off the lights.
You're lucky to be alive!
(Oh, sorry--I wasn't referring to the Yoga--I meant that you're lucky you haven't accidentally stabbed yourself in the eye with a fork, or strangled yourself with your mouse cord, or something.)
Yoga, in the dark, with a bunch of hormonal teenagers, yah, smart teacher.
DjJen: 'Mummy, I'm afraid of the dark!'
Bedwetter at 40 much, little Raptard? >:D
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