(Thread about Family Guy):
There is something HORRIBLY wrong with a show that thinks a child molester(Herbert the 90 year old pervert) and a date rapist pervert(Quagmire) is funny. They're not.
And to add to the sickneningness is the baby, Stewie who already talks with a man's voice and has the mind of a young man rather than a baby, and this baby WANTS to be sexually molested by teenaged girls and even was sexually molested by one in one eppie.
It is a HORRIBLE evil disgusting show. IF Sodom and Gomorrah had TV, Family Guy would probably be their #1 show.
87 comments
"Stewie who already talks with a man's voice and has the mind of a young man rather than a baby"
I know you hate smart children.
Once they've left the uterus, as they say....
It is a HORRIBLE evil disgusting show. IF Sodom and Gomorrah had TV, Family Guy would probably be their #1 show.
Sodom and Gomorrah must have been pretty damn funny places to live, then.
Giggedy-giggedy-goo!
Not to mention the dog has sex with women... And Brian's cousin, Jasper, is married to a man. That's gayness and bestiality rolled into one! :O
And I'm surprised they don't bitch about God being on show, portrayed as a sleazy guy who just wants to pick up women.
Family Guy is inane. American Idol is horrible evil and disgusting.
If you don't like it, switch it off, not that fucking difficult.
If this is what they think of Family Guy, I'm curious what they would say about Drawn Together. I'm quite sure they wouldn't get the joke in drawn Together and take it at its literal face value, and probably love it... for all the racism and condemnation
Ah... yes.
"Dance puppets, dance!"
It IS a horrible, evil, disgusting show - not because it pisses off fundies (that's a plus ), but because it's inane and relies on sometimes-lame gags to fill up its time slot rather than on plot development.
For someone who claims he can't abide the show, you seem to know a helluva lot about it.
If you don't like it,
Change
"WANTS to be sexually molested by teenage girls."
WTF is wrong with . . . uh, I mean . . . I'm shocked, just SHOCKED, I tell you. Abashed and apalled at this wonderf. . . . I mean NASTY nasty idea. For shame.
And Homer wants to check out by "naked girl avalanche"-
I think Family Guy is over-rated, but I still think Reb needs to realise that the show is a series of jokes - you know, ha ha, funny?
Again: Yay fir closing your eyes in front of reality even when they put it humourously so that one can avoid freaking out when seeing that kind of stuff.
'And to add to the sickneningness is the baby, Stewie who already talks with a man's voice and has the mind of a young man rather than a baby'
And there's nothing strange about a God who crawled into a womb of a virgin?
'this baby WANTS to be sexually molested by teenaged girls and even was sexually molested by one in one eppie. '
kekekekekekkekekekekekekekkekeke.
"And I'm sure that Seth MacFarlane would be deeply complemented by your insult."
Indeed, he seems to be amused by people disliking him and his show.
Family Guy is awesome.
When a show offends me, I don't sit there and watch it, I change the channel to something I find more appealing. Reb, on the other hand, appears to hunker down and take it all in...otherwise how could s/he know so much about such an EVIL show?
Nor did he mention that Stewie is always wanting to kill his mother....
F: But he'd just be killing an evil, Godless woman. So that'd be okay. Remember? :P
I like Family Guy. I'm just sayin'.
"It is a HORRIBLE evil disgusting show. IF Sodom and Gomorrah had TV, Family Guy would probably be their #1 show"
Well...someone's never heard of South park!
Family Guy rules! And now that it pisses off fundies, it rules even more! I'm surprised Reb doesn't have a problem with Brian the Dog. After all, ther are no talking animals in the babble (except for you-know-who) and this one is smarter than the family, which goes against God's order: and you shall have dominion over them. More evidence that this show went over Reb's head.
He seems to have watched it quite a few times though, to know the characters so well.
P.S: Stewie is the most brilliant character in the show.
Meh, family guy isn't really my cup of tea, so I do this magical thing called "turning off the TV". It's quite simple really, you just hit that little button on the TV or remote that says "POWER".
I don't like Family Guy as a show, but not for the completely outlandish reasons you don't like it for.
My solution to your problem? DONT WATCH TV WHEN IT COMES ON.
Simple
Stewie also has homosexual tendencies, I'm surprised they didn't pick up on that. He also has plans for world domination, and loves God because "he's so deliciously EVIL". But what do you expect from a show that's written by manatees?
I'm not going to say it's great TV, and the new episodes suck royally (IMO). But hey, change the channel, turn it off, pop in a movie, read a book, READ YOUR FUCKING BIBLE!!
But those options just aren't good enough are they.
Edit:
That's just brilliant! There's a moment in that thread where they discuss disciplining a Reb's son, who watches Family Guy against his father's wishes. But Reb is reluctant to do it... because his son is bigger than him! This is the downside of using violence as a parenting technique- eventually your children can hit you harder than you can hit them.
I love Family Guy ... so much that I feel a singalong coming on! And-a one, and-a two...
"So they sent this little warning; they’re prepared to do their worst
I don't really watch FG that much anymore, haven't in years, (I heard it's not WAY downhill lately, but I'm still kinda curious about the new episodes) but it's funny because some friends were just talking about it at school today, and we were talking about the Mel Gibson episode, and then I come home and see this...hmmm....
MoonDog -- "I'm surprised Reb doesn't have a problem with Brian the Dog. After all, ther are no talking animals in the babble (except for you-know-who)"
You missed most of the anti-religion bits in the show somehow. What about Peter spitting communion wine and saying Jesus must've been loaded 24/7, God making shrinky-dinks (followed by Einstein beating up God and stealing them), God picking up women, Jesus being employee of the month (at a toy factory) but never showing up for work but cheating at golf instead, or the mob of Catholic nuns that tries to hunt Peter down in one episode. I mean c'mon! There's clearly plenty of material for you to be pissed about but you're just not trying.
@WMDKitty
Well, duh. That was actually Nagini in the Garden.
hm.. I guess that makes Adam and Eve progenitors of Salazar Slytherin, since they could talk to the snake.
I wonder if there is a single fundie out there who understands what humour is.
Also, I second the moving to Sodom or Gomorrah. From everything I've heard those places sound PERFECT for me.
I love Family Guy, I think it's a brilliant critique on society (mainly US society of course and mexican related stuff is just.... very incorrect) and the religion bashing is just phenomenal, I am surprised this fundie didn't even mention anything about it (remembering that Church of Fonz Episode right now).
It's not a very good show, but it isn't because of any sort of "moral bankruptcy", it's just because the jokes wore thin and it's kinda immature.
If you think Family Guy is "evil", you should watch South Park.
PS: Stewie's a toddler, not a baby.
Hey Reb, I have a solution if you don't like a TV show; DON'T WATCH IT!
You need to read up on the reasons why Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed.
Not really a fan of Family Guy, but I suspect my reasons would be the opposite of "Reb"'s -- it bugs me because it's a smug self-satisfied pseudo-ironic self-indulgent pile of crap from an extraordinarily blatant straight-white-male perspective. And even then I can admit that there are nuggets of gold buried in the pile of reactionary phallocratic crap.
Then again, I'm somewhat left of center, which puts me well outside the range of awareness of both quasi-fascist Reb and the center-right pseudo-centrist writers of Family Guy. (I mean, seriously, dude, Seth McFarlane -- being to the left of Glenn Beck does not make you worth listening to. Nor does it make you progressive. Nor does it make you funny . The whole "carrying on a dramatic pause until it goes too long, and then keeps going until it's funny again"? That I can appreciate, but, dude, I can't see anyone on the entire left half of the spectrum as being able to say "yeah, this show imagines that I might possibly exist." And no, you're not liberal -- you're faux -liberal, which, given that liberals are centrist to center-right, means that you're a conservative making fun of yourself whenever you think you get a good zinger in against your supposed opposition. Call me back when you actually have some commentary between different positions.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
