George Bush is no Christian, born again or otherwise. Rather, he is a Luciferian Illumininist working for the New World Order. The goal of the New World Order is to destroy Christianity and replace it with the worship of Antichrist. [...]
George Bush has one job to accomplish. He was hand-picked by the Luciferian Illuminists to bring in the New World Order, destroy America, and to stir up hatred against Christians and Christianity. The goal is to reduce world population to a mere 500 million. [...]
These days can be equated to the days before the Nazi takeover in Germany. GWB's administration and military is made up of homosexual sadists. Kay Griggs says nobody gets promoted nowadays in the military unless they are willing to participate in homosexual Nazi orgies. The occultic Black Military in their underground cities practices Nazi mind control techniques involving torture and use of children, diabolical breeding experiments.
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Let's see here... latent fundism, vast and covert conspiracies, GWB, Nazies, the Illuminati, gay bashing, total disconnect from reality...
Yep, this post is all kinds of crazy. A hodgepodge of crazy, if you will.
This kook would really like Robert Anton Wilson's _Illuminatus Trilogy_. Its pages contain the stuff of homos, sex, masochists, cops, Illuminati agents, etc.
Once again, for each fundie conspiracy theorist:
THERE. IS. NO. ILLUMINATI!
There were Illuminati once, actually. They were a group of scholars during the Enlightment who would meet to discuss ideas without fear of retribution, which was why their membership was secret.
Holy motherfuckin shit.
Now, I'm a conspiracy buff myself, but this shit is just way beyond me. This guy needs to lay off the shrooms.
And I vouch for the Tin Foil Hat Award as well. But this dude is BEYOND tin foil hat.
I got promoted several times in the navy, but I don't remember any homosexual Nazi orgies. Funny, but I think I'd remember something like that, or at least walk funny for a couple days.
Oh wait, that was back in the Clinton navy, not the GWB Gay Nazi Navy we have now.
So tell me, resistence6, are you a professional moron, or just a gifted amateur?
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Ewwww . I mean, I'm open minded and all, but that just made me go "EWWWW!!"
Ya know, the only groups resistence6 left out of his insane theory were the Vatican and furries. Pity, that would have made it even more hilarious...
First, you have to be airborne. No legs allowed. No one advances in the ranks beyond a certain point, without pinning wings on their chest. The Nazis were outdone by the OSS/Ranger/Airborne cult that dominates the new world order. Al Gore lost the election for this single reason; He was not an airborne officer.
re: Heritage Hall, Ft. Cambell KY.
So who are these Luciferian Illuminists and where do they meet? I would agree that alot of bush's policies are similar to mandates and laws set forth by the Nazi party (in Bush's case it's Mexican's who are the jews of today) but doesnt anyone take responsibility for their world anymore? The American people voted this guy in, we keep him in and do nothing to stop what we dont like. We bitch about it, but short of actually doing something like contacting your senator or protesting..we choke it up to "them". Grow a spin, if you see problems in your world..change them.
Yes, cue Simpsons Episode "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy ", written by Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein.
It's the episode with Grandpa's Love Potion.
**** From his treehouse, through a telescope, Bart observes men chugging the tonic and running indoors to their female partners. ****
Bart: OK, it's not _painfully_ clear the adults are _definitely_ paving the way for an invasion by the saucer people.
Milhouse: You fool! Can't you see it's a massive government conspiracy? Or have they gotten to you too?
[he and Bart start wrestling]
Lisa: Hey! Hey, hey, stop it! Stop it! Why are you guys jumping to such ridiculous conclusions? Haven't you ever heard of Occam's Razor? "The simplest explanation is probably the correct one."
Bart: [condescending] So what's the simplest explanation?
Lisa: [sarcastically] I don't know. Maybe they're all reverse vampires and they have to get home before dark.
Everyone: Aah! Reverse vampires! Reverse vampires!
[Lisa sighs]
**** LATER ****
Bart: So finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with
the adults. Milhouse?
Milhouse: [steps up to blackboard] Ahem. OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people --
Bart: Thank you.
Milhouse: -- under the supervision of the reverse vampires --
Lisa: [sighs]
Milhouse: -- are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. [sotto voce] We're through the looking glass, here, people...
I agree on the principle of parallels between George and Nazi Germany, I agree that George Bush is probably guided by the devil, but why do none of the fundies ever stop to think 'Hmmmm, the devil the most evil creature on Earth... Dick Cheney!'
Confused?
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