McCain was rejected because he was the enemy of Jesus. Perhaps, by selecting a female to run for VP, we also alienated the LORD. At any rate, although I admire McCain’s efforts to woo us in 2008, he is still a RINO, and must still be executed as an enemy of the state.
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He also posted this gem:
Being an Arab President, Osama will be opening the doors to terrorism and pedophilia.
Your username is very fitting. You're definitely making me want to beat the shit out of you, 'Porky'.
MOTHER 3 SPOILERS!
Die, bitch.
Edit: @Me
Yeah, the idea that a conservative calvinist would take his username from such an awesome game that is clearly anything but conservative just scares me shitless. Doesn't he see the irony? He clearly has never played Mother 3 and seen the magypsies.
Grimesy, as much as I love reading German, not everyone on this board can read your comments. Delayed is one way of putting it.
Kill, kill, kill in the name of Jeebus!
You know, my father was an Englishman, and my mother grew up on a farm in* the North Island of New Zealand. I was born in Wellington, New Zealand, and have never in my life set foot on US soil.
But I still have far more right to call myself an American than this dick. I at least get the point.
*When referring to the North or South Island of New Zealand, the word "in" is used instead of "on". I don't know why, but that's how it is. Just thought I'd clear that up before the grammar police come a-knockin'.
Maybe it's not that he picked a woman, but that he picked such a stupid one. I mean, there are several female republicans out there to choose from, and he just picked the one with the biggest tits.
McCain was rejected because he was the enemy of Jesus. Perhaps, by selecting a female to run for VP, we also alienated the LORD.
Perhaps by selecting a total fucking moron for VP you alienated the general public.
@Devonian
But then, hardly anyone has since it's only available in translated rom form...
Pssh, I don't understand Japanese at all and I was able to get through my import no problem. The whole interface is significantly more graphical-based, so it's actually pretty easy to understand, with a bit of trial and error. Though the recent translation will make it more accessible.
/Perhaps, by selecting a female to run for VP, we also alienated the LORD./
It wasn't because she was a woman, it was because she was fundie and stupid, like you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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