MrMannn #fundie rr-bb.com

[Re: The Golden Compass]

Its bad enough that the children kill God in the series of books. It gets WORSE.

All the children get a personal demon---you heard me---a demon in the shape of a cute animal. Its presented in such a way that every kid who sees the movie will want their own demon...

If your child goes to the official movie site, they can take a test to see what personal demon they will get.

If the series makes money, the producers will make all SEVEN of the books into movies. And in the end, the children kill God and everyone rejoices.

Pray that this movie is a flop

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