“We did not evolve from primates.”
Well, we ARE primates, my parents were primates, their parents were primates, THEIR parents, the ones i’ve met, were primates, near as i can tell THEIR parents were primates.
Not seeing any evidence for your side, there.
“Yet our common ancestor the serpent/caveman did.”
Uh huh… Cavemen eat dirt and slither around on their bellies, you say?
“The original sin was an sex act between the woman and the serpent/caveman.”
But before that she needed to learn what sex WAS. Adam and Woman didn’t know that until after they ate the fruity dictionary.
“Their offspring was cain Abel' half brother. Cain' family tree is portrayed in Genesis ch 4 completely separate from Adam' in ch 5.”
NOpe. First line of four, Adam fucked Eve who became Pregnant and it was Cain.
You’re either talking shit or you about as expert as Pee Wee Herman.
“These two separate and distinct gene-pools crossed in Genesis ch 6 and whala”
Whala? Do you mean voila! or are you naming a Hawaiian gecko?
“you have us as modern men and women. I and I alone have walked the earth and have solved the riddle of creation.”
How about the sound of one hand clapping, can you solve that one?
Or where the white goes when snow melts? White clouds drop white snow that turns to grey slush and then clear water?
“I did so by applying modern Science to THE WORD OF GOD BY HIS REVELATION CONCERNING HIS WORD THE BIBLE!!!”
But not by reading it, apparently.
“JESUS BLESS YOU”
That would be useless, thanks.
