["Thou shalt not kill." What does God do in the Bible?]
*Thou*, not *I* - God was telling *us* what to do; what makes you think he was also binding Himself?
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"THOU SHALT DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO."
Heck of a role model, that God. This helps to clear up that business of religious leaders living lives of great wealth, luxury, and hedonism against the very principles for which they glibly condemn others to eternal fire for not adhering to strictly. They're just being "Godly."
~David D.G.
Well, at that same level of reasoning, we shouldn't follow the bible, because god didn't say "Simon says".
Hey and here's what God DID command! (These are the real 10 commandments)
1. Ye shall destroy their(*) altars, break their images, and cut down their
groves:
2. For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God: Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice; And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons,and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods.
3. Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.
4 The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep. Seven days thou shalt eat unleavened bread, as I commanded thee, in the time of the month Abib: for in the month Abib thou camest out from Egypt.
5. All that openeth the matrix is mine; and every firstling among thy cattle, whether ox or sheep, that is male. But the firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb: and if thou redeem him not, then shalt thou break his neck. All the firstborn of thy sons thou shalt redeem. And none shall appear before me empty.
6. Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest: in earing time and in harvest thou shalt rest. And thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year's end.
7. Thrice in the year shall all your menchildren appear before the LORD God, the God of Israel. For I will cast out the nations before thee, and enlarge thy borders: neither shall any man desire thy land, when thou shalt go up to appear before the LORD thy God thrice in the year.
8. Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven; neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning.
9. The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God.
10. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk.
Mr Turquoise.
You might be thinking of a Hippo-critter!
They wallow in their own filth and are easily recognised by their violent temper, ill-will, bad breath, enormous mouth, sparse teeth and piggy eyes!
You're forgetting one important thing, guys: I'm up here and omnipotent, you're down there and mortal. Care to continue questioning me, fuckers? I've got the lightning bolts right here. I do whatever the hell I want. I'm God, bitch!
"*Thou*, not *I* - God was telling *us* what to do; what makes you think he was also binding Himself?"
'Hypocrite'. 'Do as I say, not as I do'. Ever hear of these? Which means that once God tells us not to do something as heinous as kill another human being, then HE has to be held up to his OWN moral standards. Consider this, jim_w:
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Satan is a paragon of morality & self-control in comparison to God. And I've never killed anyone in my life, nor do I want to. Ergo, I'm superior to God.
QED.
Ah, so your god as a leader imposes rules on others which "he" is not subject to himself.
Well, that explains why the Christian fanatics are so tolerant of corruption, incompetence and hypocrisy among the big names of the GOP. The GOP politicians remind them of their god.
God didnt often kill personally, he told others to do it. Find the bible passage that sayd "kill them all, men, eomen, children and livestock but keep some nubile virgins for yourselves. Lock them in a basement for 30 days until they forget your butchery and then have wild sex with all you can handle."
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