Guy Ritchie has been re-united with his sons for the first time in weeks, but the meeting reportedly came with a list of 12 strict rules from estranged wife Madonna.
The rules insist that Ritchie must allow the boys to only drink Kabbalah water - spring water that has been blessed by Kabbalah religious leaders.
They also forbid toys that are "spiritually unsound".
Another rule: the children be prevented from looking at newspapers, magazines, TV or DVDs.
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It's nice to see that fundyism isn't just a phenomena of the poor and uneducated, but the rich and uneducated as well. Even Hollywood isn't immune from it's sting. Just as well, most actors are full of themselves and have too much money that goes to nonsense anyway, just like fundy christians.
Yeah, I studied (not practiced) the Kabbalah.. and that is the only way it can survive. Honestly, look it up and see for your self on google. Any HINT of science or common sense in its followers and the mysticism is ruined.
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"the children be prevented from looking at newspapers, magazines, TV or DVDs."
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Sounds like a plan, in fact, that's basically how I live. Except for the water.
Hmm I spent a good majority of yesterday reading a field guide to demons. Very interesting read, all bollocks of course but I now know that if the succubus Lilith attacks me all I need to do is contractually divorce her and she'll be banished back to whatever dimension she came from. Eden as it were.
However I came across a passage concerning a scottish aquatic centaur call the Nucklevee a being who breaths on vegetables and makes them wither. Apparently being an entity from the sea, seems to make him weak against fresh water the banishment ritual being fresh bottled spring water thrown at it.
Doesn't Madonna live in Scotland? Seems to me she's just preparing herself and her children for an encounter with the Nucklevee.
The again maybe she just a religeous wack job just like everyone else.
not really fundie, just batshit insane.
But it's Madonna, one of the biggest egos still standing
Another rule: the children be prevented from looking at newspapers, magazines, TV or DVDs.
Yeah, or they'll find out what a fucking nutter their mother is.
"Another rule: the children be prevented from looking at newspapers, magazines, TV or DVDs."
That's Madonna's rule? Madonna who's been featured in newspapers, magazines TV and DVDs?
If Guy Ritchie wants to sue Mad-donna for full custody of his kids (i.e. them taken away from her permanently), all his lawyer has to do is submit as evidence of her unworthiness as a parent the following:
"12 strict rules from estranged wife Madonna.
The rules insist that Ritchie must allow the boys to only drink Kabbalah water - spring water that has been blessed by Kabbalah religious leaders.
They also forbid toys that are "spiritually unsound".
Another rule: the children be prevented from looking at newspapers, magazines, TV or DVDs."
So basically deny her kids all the things that make modern childhood worth living. I call that child abuse. As is forcing your religious beliefs on your kids. Besides,
Kabbalah = $cientology
Why are so many celebs mental/assholes?
I personally suspect that intelligence is generally incompatible with a desire for celebrity status. Be interesting to do a study on that. Probably worth a paper or tow,
"Kabbalah religious leaders."
Last I checked, Kabbalah was not a religion in and of itself but rather a part of Jewish mysticism.
Just goes to show Madonna has no clue what Kabbalah is.
Creepy, but is this really fundie worth? She's putting some strange restrictions on her kids, but this is a far cry from the people last week who subjected their children to fasting and starvation because god said so...
Creepy, a big yes, but the request of no TV, etc is common in estranged couples, it is a power trip and trying to control the upbringing of your kids when they aren't with you. Guess I'm weird, but I don't think this compares to what we normally can expect here.
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