Space is water. Water has mass. Therefore space has mass. The so called mythical book, according to evolutionist, that we call the bible gave us the information needed to prove the theory of evolution, which was to come, was false. How is that for a prediction? God does know all things!
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However, as he goes on to say in the thread this comes from, it's not "normal" water, so it doesn't impede spacecraft or light, nor does it have "ordinary" mass that produces the usual effects that "ordinary" mass produces. So, at the very least, he's badly abusing the language -- a typical fundie trait. In general, though, he's just about as bat-guano crazy in his astrophysical assertions as possible.
SPACE IS NOTHING! IT IS EMPTY!
NOTHING DOES NOT HAVE MASS BECAUSE THERE ARE NO MASS-INDUCING PARTICLES IN IT!!
THEREFORE THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION IS THAT SPACE HAS NO MASS!!
STFU!!!
He probably thinks space is water because you can't breathe in it.
Then again, you can't breathe in tapioca pudding, either. Hey! Maybe space is actually tapioca pudding!
Well, that was... interesting. NASA must feel very silly, spending all that money on the Mars Polar Lander, when astronauts could just swim out there.
And where exactly in the bible does it mention anything about evolution, let alone a note outlining a way to disprove it?
Space is water.
Gee, Thales said the same thing. Of course, he said it 2,500 years ago, when it was actually a pretty new and creative idea. Today, we know better.
Oh yeah, I see the guys on the shuttle swimming around in space all the time.
It's getting so stupid, it's really starting to hurt.
Water, water everywhere
Pfft, isn't it obvious, Jake? If space is water, nothing could have evolved, because life can't survive in water!
Geez, you guys, it says right in the Bible that space is water. God creates the firmament to separate the waters above from the waters below, therefore space is water and there's a dome around the earth holding it there.
Can't you see how that disproves the ToE?
"Space is water." In that case, NASA has sent an awful lot of submarines to the outer planets.
Amazing that some of these submarines are travelling in excess of 18 miles per second, isn't it.
I hate to break it to you, Ken, but the AEther theory was disproved, oh, 120 years ago.
Fundies are finding new ways to fit record amounts of fail into their posts it seems.
Geez, it's unfortunate that's all they do. If they could put that effort into scientific research we'd have a cure for cancer right now.
AAAAAAAAAaaaahahahahahahahaha!!! XD
That explains why they train in the big swimming pool.
Aw damn you Razark, I was gonna say that. >:|
Hey Ken, what's that sound? That's right, it's that cute, short school bus that's come to take you to your special school.
This thread is AMAZING.
One person asks:
"The mass of space is greater than the mass of the objects in space. That is why they float instead of free fall. If space were a vacuum, no mass, the planets would all collide with each other in a free fall."
Yeah, this guy is full of fail. Apparently, since it's a different kind of water, you also can't collect a sample of it.
Opinions really are like assholes, not only does everyone have one, but also only shit comes out, at least in Ken's case.
You know, if you read Fads and Fallacies In The Name of Science , Martin Gardner takes apart about a half dozen of these types of people in every chapter, especially the first half of the book. And that was in 1957...
"The mass of space is greater than the mass of the objects in space. That is why they float instead of free fall. If space were a vacuum, no mass, the planets would all collide with each other in a free fall."
All the objects in space are in free fall... or so I've read.
t3h_fuhr3r wrote: "Gravity has speed?! Further on, they conclude that gravity is like waves in water..."
Both these things are essentially correct. Changes in the gravitational field propagate at the speed of light and resemble waves.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_waves
Hey, does anyone remember the spacewhales post a couple of months ago? This ties in nicely.
Life's a bath
Ah, so that explains why when you see those pictures of astronauts doing "space walks" they don't appear to be actually walking so much as floating or swimming? Well, I guess I've just been edjumucated!
First, space is not water, actually water is quite rare anywhere else. Second, what the fuck does "the mass of space" got anything to do with evolution?
No problem Laura. Glad to be of service. And, btw, for anyone that's curious - Ken is absolutely serious with this - he literally believes that space IS water (but a different KIND of water... you know, not that H20 stuff! LOL!). Look at the myspace link if you don't believe me. The guy is flatout fucking crazy.
This guy Ken also said this in his comments!
"Does anyone know why there are tiny ripples of gravitational waves in space? That sounds like someone is talking about water doesn't it? How can there be waves without mass to be waved and rippled?"
And he also topped it off with this gem:
"The beautiful thing about all this, is how you have allowed an ignorant, uneducated country boy put you all to shame."
I'll give him the ignorant, uneducated country boy part. Ha!
There is clearly a village somewhere that is missing its idiot.
From the other quotes gleaned from his site, it's like an insane attempt at a grand unification theory by someone who is smoking crack while having recently undergone a frontal lobotomy.
I am finding it incredibly hard to believe that there is a person in the world as unbelievably stupid as this. The guy's batshit insane.
Epic? Oh yes. He's so ridiculous, he's virtually a parody of himself.
The Milky Way, and the Universe has far more mass than we can account for from visible objects. It has been estimated that 95% of the mass if the Universe is Dark Matter, whatever that is. Ken says that Dark Matter is water. Now, go ahead and prove it, and cause a revolution in thinking. What, you don't work that way? It's by faith alone? Oh, sorry, then, we don't want you.
Well, I guess that explains the mythical worldwide flood. A certain immortal shithead broke the invisible watery bubble that had kept the world dry, and all kinds of surreal water flooded it as it did your fucking cranium, Ken. You sure that ain't white lightning, boy? Ethanol vapor has some...cosmic effects, y'know.
Up next: Watch Ken blow bubbles with his spit!
Space is water ? So if any of the moon trips had a problem they could have paddled home ?
Space is lemon pudding. Why do you think the sun look yellow ? thas rite, cause its a bright white light shining through lemon pudding.
"Space is water. Water has mass. Therefore space has mass."
PROTIP: The two-part "Star Trek: Voyager" episode "Scorpion" - in which Seven of Nine forces the crew of USS Voyager - via a Quantum Singularity - into another dimension known as 'Fluidic Space', which is the realm of Species 8472 - is not a documentary.
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This is why homeschooling should be illegal.
Or, at the very least, should be heavily regulated.
Space is not water, and the rest is probably false too.
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