Now I can say Bro Tony Hutson is a great man of God!!!!!! He's funny and he's serious about God's Word!! He yells louder and follows the people when they walk out on him while he is preaching!
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He's funny.
@ Man Called True,
Now I can say Bro Tony Hutson is a great man of God!!!!!! He's funny
How can you joke about some of the vicious verses in the Bible? Oh wait, let me guess, he just mysteriously 'skips' over those nasty ones, right?
and he's serious about God's Word
How can you be serious about the book, when it implies that Earth is 6000 years old, and when your protagonist curses a fig-tree, because it's not fig season?
He yells louder
So being a great man of God= yelling? Ok then.
"and follows the people when they walk out on him while he is preaching!"
WTF? Doesn't it cross his tiny little brain that PERHAPS they didn't want to hear him, and that's why they leave?
A Preacher that pesters others and yells= A great man of God? OK then.
shelly, that's just the mental image I needed! Brother Tony standing in the men's room, shrieking about hell and damnation to everyone standing at the urinals!
Sounds like someone my old chorus teacher would love ....singing and following 'em, that'd make Mrs. Brown love Tony....but yelling's different since she's a chorus teacher...
I think Tony sounds kind of obnoxious, mainly since Randy is kind of nuts hismelf...but at least Randy talks in N00bish here instead of preacherese or legalese....
Um, judging by the fact that you even mention it, people walking out on him must happen fairly often. Those people might have some common sense. I get migraines when people yell constantly and I'd make his face look like a frickin' murder scene if he ever tried to follow me around.
If he follows me into the bathroom, I'm gonna piss on his foot!
RoseThornsl, the Bible never actually implies that the Earth is 6,000 years old. In fact, the Bible makes no reference to the age of this world. It's just that YECs think they can date the age of the whole world by adding up the ages of every Biblical figure, unaware of the fact that the Bible skips over generations and only recounts important events in history, instead of having every person born the same day someone else died. Me, I'm an Old-Earth Creationist. Just because the majority of Christians are YECs doesn't mean all Christians believe the Earth is 6,000 years old. YECs assumed that. The Bible never said it.
RoseThornsl, the Bible never actually implies that the Earth is 6,000 years old. In fact, the Bible makes no reference to the age of this world. It's just that YECs think they can date the age of the whole world by adding up the ages of every Biblical figure, unaware of the fact that the Bible skips over generations and only recounts important events in history, instead of having every person born the same day someone else died. Me, I'm an Old-Earth Creationist. Just because the majority of Christians are YECs doesn't mean all Christians believe the Earth is 6,000 years old. YECs assumed that. The Bible never said it.
RoseThornsl, the Bible never actually implies that the Earth is 6,000 years old. In fact, the Bible makes no reference to the age of this world. It's just that YECs think they can date the age of the whole world by adding up the ages of every Biblical figure, unaware of the fact that the Bible skips over generations and only recounts important events in history, instead of having every person born the same day someone else died. Me, I'm an Old-Earth Creationist. Just because the majority of Christians are YECs doesn't mean all Christians believe the Earth is 6,000 years old. YECs assumed that. The Bible never said it.
If he follows me and YELLS IN MY EAR, PREACHING, I would seriously kick him in the groin.
Wait, so if I beleived in what Tony Hutson was saying, but I had to leave for a legitamate reason, he would still heckle me?
Sounds like a flopper to me.
Y'know, the people who antagonize a violent situation, then sue for damages when they get "viciously asaulted without provokation."
The only capslock-speaking person I'll ever listen to is Billy Mays.
But if he stalks me while yelling at the same time, I'll punch him in the nuts.
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