Oh yeah, I'm reading this article, and it's full of comedy gold:
"Only Satan can give that widespread recognition of the world to one person. Remember, he promised it to Jesus Christ, but the Son of God said, "No!""
Are you sure he turned it down? Because Jesus is pretty well-known.
"The lyrics begin with her singing in strange ramblings."
Okay, you have a point with that one.
"I believe that she is singing in the tongues of fallen angels. Some of the lyrics of this song are sung in French, other lines do not translate. "
And yet music from when America was "pure," like 'I am the walrus, I am the eggman, kookoo kachoo.' probably make complete sense to you?
"These kinds of evil activities are occurring all over the world and will grow more intent by the day. "
Lousy evil pop singers. Right now, Katy Perry is worshipping the devil by singing about summertime.
"The minister of this person's church was claiming to have had sex with the Holy Ghost. Of course, this was a demon masquerading as the Holy Spirit."
The person making that claim is insane, but not for the reason you think he is. In fact, your explanation makes you insane too.
"Satan absolutely loves for you to reject knowing the truth about him and his designs of deception and imitation. Satan and his evil spirits thrive in the darkness of rejected truth. "
You seem to know an awful lot about this Satan guy. Friend of yours?
"The devil will make a short work of this young lady (Lady Gaga). "
Why the hell would he make short work of her if she's successfully being used to turn souls to him? Doesn't exactly sound like a good plan to me, you'd think he'd stick with what works.