“It is narcissistic hyper-eroticism; there is no objective, functional form of sexuality between two members of the same sex.”
How do you measure objective functional sexuality? What meter do you use and where do you stick it? I suspect your measurments are coming right out of your ass and can be ignored as bigotry, but please show me some objective evidence.
“You can shove two male or two female plugs together as long and hard as you like; no AC electrical current will flow.”
My wife has done a number of things for me that did not involve her vagina. I love her for that functional sexuality just as much as the vaginal stuff. If i loved a male partner that made me feel that way, I’d certainly believe it was objectively functional.
“I believe we must go back to the beginning and take back the English language from subversive collectivists.”
You can use whatever words you want, doddles. Maybe it’ll catch on.
“In both vocation and avocation, I have been in close association with many homoerotic males over the past 20+ years. I find that their aberrant vulgarity is not only tolerated but celebrated - especially by heterosexual women, who think they are adorable.”
Much like my experiences with them. But there’s an ‘and?’
“No heterosexual male would be allowed to say and do some of the things I have witnessed by such persons in public, ostensibly professional, surroundings.”
Man, you’re probably a laugh riot at the safety standdowns, ain’tcha?
My professional group at work includes 8 submarine missile techs, 1 Army sapper, and a mother of 3. We bond through outrageous behavior. We don’t really care if you’re offended. You’re not IN the group.
“They have taught me to find them disturbing.”
I bet YOU taught THEM what upset you the most, and that gave them positive feedback, so they did it even MORE.
Our boss hates having grown men with submarine experience standing behind him. So naturally, we all try to count coup on him until he sees us and jumps out of his skin.
“As a Christian, I used to strive to treat them with compassion and, as warranted, with charity.”
As warranted? Is it really charity if you withhold it subject to approving them?
Fuck off.
“Now I really do not want to be near them.”
I’m sure the feeling is not mutual.