Darwinism is idolatry and sorcery. Some sxzeem to think dabbling in it in moderation is OK.
When we see the evil and vile men involved in the evolution movement, Good Christians stay away from it.
the counsel of 1Blessed is the man that walketh not in the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.
2But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.
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Complete bull.
Sorcery? Do you even know what sorcery entails, or is it just an "unchristian" buzzword for you?
Good Christian = Blind sheep.
And what the fuck is "sxzeem"!?
Or are you just making up words?
Idolatry? Isn't that what you Christians do when you pray to the guy nailed to a the cross?
Sorcery and witchcraft seems to be your catchwords for anything that isn't in your bible. Get a fricking life, would you?
'Dabbling' in science (which I'm guessing is what 'Darwinism' is)? Well, granted, I've only taken a few college level science classes, but is that really considered moderate 'dabbling'?
"Blessed is the man that walketh not in the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful."
Wasn't Darwin a Christian minister or something?
Well, if you want to believe that, no one can stop you.
Normal people don't care.
Behold, an ordinary chimp...
ALAKAZAM!
Opposable thumbs!
This has been a demonstration of Darwinian sorcery. Tune in next week for a preview of homosexual alchemy.
@MysticalChicken: As "x" and "z" are directly under "s" on a standard QWERTY keyboard, I'm guessing he somehow managed to hit all three keys at once, striking the space between them. How you do that and not notice, I don't know. But then coadie just might not care.
Why dost thou not posteth the entirety of thy tidings in the words of Good King James?
Mayhap 'tis because thou hast no reckoning thereof; at most thine utterings art but pale reflexion of the musings of better heads. Prithee, admittest thou can but mere repeat the words of the good book and that thou hast no true notion of the meaning within.
Ah, 'tis as was suspect! Down upon thy knee, thou mealie cur! Thou hast stirred anger in the breast of the lord thy god and he casteth thy fate thusly: to be taken to a high place where thou shalt receive nine millimetre redemption to the back of thy neck - and may the lord have mercy on thy soul.
Good Christian :)
Have a biscuit :)
Theory of evolution is a scientific theory. Therefore, there isn't anything further from sorcery and idolatry. No matter what the Kent Hovinds of life had said, it is not a religion and no matter how many times you repeat it, it's not going to be true.
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