<The discussion is about some obscure pastor who was found with child porn on his laptop.>
This is very sad. Our pastor has said that Christians should be in much prayer for pastors everywhere, as they are under deliberate and targeted attack, far more than most Christians.
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In many cities, pastors' computers are targeted with porn messages, sent on Monday mornings, when many pastors are tired, spiritually drained from the Sunday before, and thus vulnerable to Satanic attack.
Why oh why does EVERYTHING have to be reduced to a satanic attack? And if that's the case, why do Satanists still get spam? And what is the source of your information behind this incredible expose? Oh, forgot, "Coz that's wot I think" is proof enough.
A woman from a cult in our town actually made an appointment with our pastor and tried to entrap him in sexual sin
In many cities, pastors' computers are targeted with porn messages
Please somebody tell me where I can get a copy of the fundie "Ten Commandments". You know the one that has no ninth commandment, the one about "thou shall not bear false witness". It has to be missing from their Bible's versions because the fundies here are the most lying group of people I have ever seen.
Anyone feels that forbygrace could as well be asking people to pray for pedos when they are at their most vulnerable, while they are trolling chatrooms for preteen meat? Except that, of course, unlike witches and porn-sending satanists the FBI is real.
And I think that if your pastors tells you that cows fly, you believe it. One, there is spam, OF COURSE, they may do it on purpose?, yes, but they´re not unique. Porn spam is directed to LOTS of people. Get rid of it and period. As everybody does. They do it on Monday, incidentally, because it´s the day many people get to the normal routine and can do it with no problem, not because "exhaustation". My advice to those pastors, don´t pay attention to it, delete it and eliminate them, presto, as I do. Second, if a woman of a cult tries to entrap him sexually, he can pay no attention to her as well, she´s not going to rape him. Or do you still think that being a man and having urges is like having smallpox?
EVERYONE with a computer has more spam waiting for them on Monday morning than any other time because the spammers are most active on Sunday evenings. But if the porn messages are proliferating (more than, say, the advertisements for mortgage refinancing or insurance), it's because the blessed pastors keep hitting those porn links.
Why oh why does EVERYTHING have to be reduced to a satanic attack? No clue.
And bearing in mind that priests are really persecuted in China, for example, and other parts of the world, I find this ridiculous story about spam, not sad, ridiculous in the best case, and offensive at most. Now redefining sad.
FBI Agent: "...and exactly why, reverend, do you have 25 gigabytes of naked eight year-old boys being sodomized by Turkish prison guards?"
...there are witches covens in many cities and that they pray for pastors to fall. this naïve, Occam's Razor disagrees, indeed.
I've also been told that there are witches covens in many cities and that they pray for pastors to fall. say she was from a cult, or did you just assume that a woman having an affair can't be a Christian?
Satan has been attacking my computer with porn as well. Also, the Illuminati controlled government has been renting pornographic movies in my name, and not returning them. Aliens have been hiding my tv remote in between my couch cushions.
It couldn't have been a lonely, horny woman who had the hots for the pastor, going after him of her own accord.
The only real "witches" I know of are Wiccans & pagans, and they don't pray for ANYTHING negative. (Fluffbunnies are deluded wannabes - they don't belong to the nature religions in actuality.)
I bet having child porn in your in-tray on the computer is much less damning/incriminating than having it stored on your computer. You can't help what people send to you, but you can help what you keep.
There are witches covens in many cities? Are there unicorn stables as well?
"In many cities, pastors' computers are targeted with porn messages, sent on Monday mornings, when many pastors are tired, spiritually drained from the Sunday before, and thus vulnerable to Satanic attack. I've also been told that there are witches covens in many cities and that they pray for pastors to fall. A woman from a cult in our town actually made an appointment with our pastor and tried to entrap him in sexual sin."
tl;dr: Said pastor had his laptop repaired at the same branch of PC World that Gary Glitter took his to. But prior to taking it in for said repairs, he forgot to wipe the partition of the HD he kept his child porn on.
Paedo apologists for Jebus.
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