Drug abuse is socery, a demonic art. Therefore, it opens a person to demonic possession.
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No. There's nothing demonic about getting addicted to a particular substance. Demons don't exist, and demonic possession is just a fairy story. Drug abuse is a serious problem that needs to be addressed by competent people who can actually do something to help those who have an addiction. It doesn't need primitive nonsense.
What constitutes "drug abuse" anyway? What about prescription drugs? What about coffee, or tea; caffeine is a drug. What about herbal teas, they make me feel relaxed; is that sorcery? Should I be worried about demonic possession when I sit down with a hot cup of chamomile?
You're sort of right about the sorcery. Wherever the Bible talks about magic, witchcraft, sorcery, etc, it's referring to exploiting glitches within the Universe. Certain substances and herbs causing hallucinations are a bug, and will be fixed in beta 0.7.4. Please stop abusing glitches. If you see any others, the Bug Report form is over at Alpha Centauri.
Also, demons committed mass suicide when they found that Fundies put them out of a job, and spread evil much more efficiently than they ever could. To this day it's a rather touchy subject with Lucifer. Try not to bring it up often.
"What constitutes "drug abuse" anyway?"bad thing .
When Republicans and conservative radio talk show hosts do it, then it's not a problem.
What an apt, if very exaggerated, view on drug abuse! Stopped clocks can tell partially correct time, as well. Right?
Stopped clocks can tell partially correct time, as well. Right?
It's from Rapture Ready. This means that the clock is running both backwards and forwards at random times and at completely random speeds, meaning that it's not only not right twice a day, it's right only at purely irregular intervals months or even years apart.
I've seen addicts referred to as many things, but artists...? And sorcerers...?
Ah, Rapture Ready. The bottomless well of stupid, where being wrong is taken to a new level almost every day. I'm amazed these idiots know that the sock goes on before the shoe.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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