I have a very hard time telling my kids that what they are learning in science is NOT true, and if we did evolve from monkeys, then WHY are monkeys still here? Did they like being monkeys verses being a person? Did they not have what it takes to evolve? As far as coming from a rock or suddenly appearing from a molecule, well I for one think it's pure ignorance to believe that, and I will not argue with ignorance.
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Awww, it's a veritable congregation of strawmen - all packed into one very, very, very, very, very, very, very, tiny brain.
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Yes in fact, they like being monkeys, i want to be a monkey. i think i'll devolve myself that tail, and maybe some fur. hell, i might just throw a red ass on there. if i dont like it, i think i'll have what it takes to go back to normal.
And if brown hair is an inherited dominant trait THEN WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE WITH RED HAIR? Just because you can't understand a concept doesn't mean it's wrong.
...shoot, I hope my red-haired girlfriend bears me redhead kids someday.
You are as qualified to teach your children about science as I am to give flying lessons, so please stop before you fuck up their brains forever.
Now do something useful and go and look up what "common ancestor" means.
monkeys verses being a person
Shoot, if this isn't Poe-try, what is?
Yup, it must be very hard to argue with your kids, when they are better informed than you.
What about "common ancestor" do you not understand?
You have kids, but you're still here,-( Which does, I admit, beg the question, WHY?)-.
You have a very hard time lying to your kids? Well, you SHOULD!!!
Do you like being a moron? Did you not have what it takes to evolve into a sapient human.
Your misunderstandings about what science actually is, that's what's pure ignorance, dearie.
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“I have a very hard time telling my kids that what they are learning in science is NOT true, and if we did evolve from monkeys, then WHY are monkeys still here?”
I remember I was heartbroken the first time i found out that my dad didn’t know what he was talking about. However, he was quite chuffed to realize that I could do all his math for him.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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