You are all antiChrist so that should give you a clue and you know who he works for don't you...or at least you should.
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Well, to be honest I was never given the contract(or a cyrograph, as would be more appropriate here) proper so consider me more of a cause-friendly freelancer.
I`m trying to deprogram as many of your faulty patterning as any good disciple of Morgenstern would but again implying the very desire to worship, from MY perspective you might as well worship the Lady of Pain. I use an awsome and powerful image, a concept of the promethean revolutionary to break with it what doesn`t even try to operate on reason and consistency. A bit like finding out the way to make an impulse travel between a nerve and a wire. You don`t work on facts, establishment of such and the conclusions we can take from them for our benefit, you work on a prioris and authority, that you internalised has somehow the best of your interests at heart despite being constantly informed to the contrary.
Therefore you need to be faced with the monstrous and sentienthropic beast that is your object of worship and forced from ignoring the concept till each and every single one of you will either acknowledge whom you serve, so we can finally designate you the villains of progress and our very species to the satisfaction of all the rest or see you fall into madness and utter insanity as your precious, ramshackle scripts bundled together crumble all over, as the feedback loop finally initiates and you see just what have you been doing and in whose name.
Who else read this and immediately thought of:
"WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?" ....
Actually, I've done work for Beelzepal, that's Beelzebub's younger brother. Mostly, it's annoying jobs like re-glazing old casement windows. It's torture for the workman, and it keeps the homeowner from upgrading to thermopane and saving money on heating oil. Beelzepal specializes in minor shit like that. He's also the lord of fruit and vegetable spoilage. (Don't call him Lord of the Fruit Flies though, he hates that!)
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