so the poope wants us to love mother earth...Oh wait, According to the BIBLE I have dominion over the earth. . . . That's right, GOD GAVE MAN dominion over the earth. .. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where God says, HEY DON'T FORGET NOT TO DESTROY THE EARTH......It's because MAN can not destroy what GOD created. We could try, but all of the nuclear weapons and explosives on earth, would not move 1% of the dirt or water on earth. . . . WE CAN NOT DESTROY what God created. . . this worthless sinner of a man that wallows in idolatry and worshiping saints which is against the 10 commandments. . .I mean get real. Catholicism is more pagan in every way than Christian in any way. Christians have one mediator between GOD and MEN and that's the MAN CHRIST JESUS. . .No where does the Bible give "man" the authority to forgive sins or pay alms or anything like that. If the poope really follows Catholicism to a "T" then he's as lost as a muslim.
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Hey, if your god gave you dominion over the earth, that also means he wants you to FUCKING TAKE CARE OF IT YOU TERRIBLE DOUCHEBAG!
I love that meme with the second coming of Jesus where he refuses to take anyone home until they "clean up this mess"
Okay, first, if god gave us dominon over the earth it also means we have a responsibility to take care of it . You can't have one without the other.
Secondly, while it's true that we cannot destroy the earth itself (yet), we can destroy everything ON the earth. And that INCLUDES US! Dumbass.
"We could try, but all of the nuclear weapons and explosives on earth, would not move 1% of the dirt or water on earth"
Of course not. All we have to do is poison it so nothing lives.
Ok, you get the glass of water on the right. Remember that you said WE CAN NOT DESTROY what god created.
Perhaps we can't destroy all of the water on earth. We sure the fuck can make it so you don't want to drink it, though.
Drink up!
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Oh wait, According to the BIBLE I have dominion over the earth.
I don't remember where "Justin" is mentioned in Genesis.
That's right, GOD GAVE MAN dominion over the earth.
So you have 7 billion other people who might not share your views. What gives you the right to have your opinion heard over theirs?
WE CAN NOT DESTROY what God created.
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I don't see anywhere in the Bible where God says, HEY DON'T FORGET NOT TO DESTROY THE EARTH
I guess you stopped reading at the point where God told humans to be stewards of the earth.
We could try, but all of the nuclear weapons and explosives on earth, would not move 1% of the dirt or water on earth
You wouldn't have to split the earth in two, all the nuclear weapons would render the rest of the world uninhabitable. We wouldn't even have to do that, we could choose China's route and slowly poison ourselves through pollution.
Okay, Justin, enjoy your frack-water, e-coli meat, toxic sludgey lawn, stinky smoggy air, radiation sickness, garbage messes, grey tree-less wastelands & terminal cancer! Even if you did have a point....why would you want to live in FILTH?
@ Hasan Prishtina
If your parents give you dominion over your room, does that mean you shouldn't bother cleaning up after yourself anymore?
And depending on how you define "destroy"... there is enough nuclear ordinance on the planet to render the various land masses of the world barren and uninhabitable. With a little patience and a few boosters, the technology is available to give an ELE asteroid a push into a collision course, wiping out more still. If you're talking solely about atomizing the world... just give it time.
And stop calling the Catholics non-Christian, damn it! That's like saying "the Founding Fathers are Un-American because they were non-government people opposing a government on ideological grounds (i.e. them thur turrists!), and worse, they don't post on Facebook!"
so your god gives you two gifts, one is women and the other is a world to live in. one you say destroy! destroy! like a five year old, and pollute the shit out of it while blocking your ears to any objection. when the other gift starts using things like contraceptives, you lose your fucking minds over it screaming "god made your bodies for one purpose, you can't use science to reverse the natural order!" pro tip, god probably would've made your world with the intention of your children being able to breath. but you have no problem using science to fuck with that do you?
That's right, GOD GAVE MAN dominion over the earth
And remember, kids: fuck stewardship. It's our mission as Christians to shit all over our precious gifts and ruin them like a bunch of fucking mental defectives. Because what God actually wants is a pack of ravenous, greedy clownshoes who will consume, consume, consume until there's nothing worthwhile left, and then take a messy dump on whatever remnants remain just to make sure no one can ever use it again.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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