The more guns I have, the more I can cling to.
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Unless you're Kali, you can't hold more than 2 guns at once, so what's the point?
@moose
They probably do have a copy. They ripped the cover off and put the cover of the bible on it as a replacement.
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=54809
BRIGHTON TWP. (WKYC) -- Police say 16-year-old boy has admitted to killing his mother.
He also admitted to shooting his father, a pastor, in the face.
Investigators say Danny Petric told them he was tired of arguing with his parents so he shot them. His father Mark, a pastor of a church in Wellington is in intensive care. His mother Sue is dead."
How the fuck is this in any way, shape, or form fundie? It doesn't even mention religion. Should we just start submitting every goddamn quote we see on Christian forums, regardless of content?
The standards of this site are slipping terribly. Buying a gun does not make you a fundamentalist, and you're a complete moron if you think otherwise.
I thought ya'll are scheduled to be Rapturized(tm) any second now (hopefully God has it scheduled after the next Cable Guy-Jeff Foxworthy special and before the next trailer space rental payment). What in hellfire do ya'll need that much firepower in Heaven for?
Wait just a hound's minute there...I just read some of that liberal commie propagandasizing that long-haired, skinny hippie guy in a robe who hung out with a whore but never once bitch-slapped her to show the ungrateful harlot who was her big messiah...and then he only hung around with a bunch of other robe-wearing peacenic guys....GUYS!!!...and they never drank Jacks and ganged-up on smaller single male assholes that looked at them "strange"!!!!!
Nevermind, I know where you are coming from. Lock and load, my friend. Heaven awaits.
Lock. And. Load!
The paranoia is what makes it fundie. That and the "Hussein."
Fundies love arsenals.
It's very Timothy McVeigh, though, and makes me quite uncomfortable.
True, most fundies aren't that technically proficient (bombs involve science, after all), but still. Not good.
I'm fine with people who keep a gun or two for hunting or for home defense, but fundies keep 30 or 40 for no damn reason but scaring the shit out of normal people.
Browse around the entire thread when you have the time ... the pages number into the teens but it's fascinating stuff. Notice that it was *finally* locked (without explanation, which - glaringly fundieistic in itself). It is one of the most racist, bullshit-containing threads I've ever seen at RR.
These people are insane. And they home-school their kids. And they drive. It's all very frightening.
I consider myself pretty liberal but I have no problems with guns. But I find their logic a bit...fucked.
My father is a Life Member of the NRA, and believes every tinhat CT you care to name. The whole frackin' planet's out to get him personally. Our stimulus check? Used to cover a mortgage payment, so society won't be forced to house us!
This is in response to Obama's statement about some people 'clinging to guns and religion' because of failure on the government's part.
People like this missed the point that Obama was making and so they're inclined to 'cling to guns and religion.' Rapture Ready, on the whole, is blindly anti-Obama. To an extent where they deem him to be on par with 'the anti-christ.'
So this hillbilly-esque comment is in regards to their believing Obama endangers their faith/beliefs. They'll certainly show him buy buying more guns and bullets...
You only need 1 gun.
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Its like this...
Only less awesome!
@ Mark:
'Dumb, yes, but I don't really see this as being "fundie".'
Er, it's on Rapture Ready. Who do you think they are going to be shooting? And why?
Just asking.
fergus
"So this hillbilly-esque comment is in regards to their believing Obama endangers their faith/beliefs. They'll certainly show him buy buying more guns and bullets..."
Yeah, the Obama-hatred is quite disgusting on that site, they tell all kinds of creative lies about him and his spiritual state and the mods don't say a thing, hell, they join in on the bashing. I have wanted to ask why this is ok there but they've disabled email to administrators because they're pussies.
But, election day will be sweet, LOL. Fundie heads exploding all over the nation.
You could use the money to witness to others, you know, give them bibles and maybe some cross shaped candy! I would make the candy myself, like, use snicker bars - could be a craft project for the homeschooled kids.
Why is it always guns? David Koresh much?
I own:
9mm handgun
I am a collector, but I also know how to use each of these with ruthless efficiency.
Remember kids, I swore to defend against enemies both foriegn and domestic.
Right, 'cause guns just make your home so much safer, what with all the accidents each year and 55% of US gun deaths being suicides.
Riiiiiight.
Sigh. We rational people tend to spend money on deterrents (burglar alarms, etc.) instead of guns.
This website is going from "Lets call ultra religious fundamentalists the nuts they are" to "Lets all join together in insulting individuals who don't display ultra-left wing political tendencies, make ridiculous and insulting stereotypes about people who live away from urban centers, blame believers for every problem in the world, and imply that any individual who exercises his/her 2nd amendment rights must be an incestuous semi-literate hillbilly who wants to go on a shooting rampage."
Pyroclasm wrote:
"Do you really need more than like, two guns? I don't see how you could possibly need that many, unless you're some sort of collector or something." If the intruder breaks in while you're in the kitchen, you pick up your kitchen gun.
If the intruder breaks in while you're in the bathroom, you pick up your bathroom gun.
If the intruder breaks in while you're in the downstairs hall closet, you pick up your downstairs hall closet gun.
dozens of guns to properly defend an average-sized home!
Feminazi wrote
I don't think Jesus ever owned a weapon. Why should you?
That might or might not be true, but remember his words to his disciples:
Luke 22:36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
Not to fundie here. A love of firearms is primarely for conservatives, yes, but there are many centrists (like me) and and liberals that love them too. BTW, thou shall not kill is a mistranslation. It acually says thou shall not murder, the diference being murder is not justifiable.
Brothers and Sisters! Let me tell you somethin'! If you line up for a poverty gig, and you don't save half that money, to buy a gun a week, then you laggin, you jivin!
They're probably members of the Army of God, and are stockpiling weapons in order to murder some abortion providers, or something equally abhorrent.
@Strangelove84 - supporting gun control is hardly indicative of 'ultra-left wing political tendencies'.
"stimulus check"!!
Is this some sort of handout from the "eebil guberment"?
But it is entirely different from all the freebies, such as free health care etc, that the reps usually whine about
Who is Mrs. Hussein Obama?
I spent a portion of our stimulus check on a .22 rifle, what kinda' gun did you get? The other portion was put into the bank to help pay our taxes at the end of the year.
What's your point? It was your money (supposedly) to do with as you chose. You did. Yee haaa, good for you. You showed them sucka's, din' you?
You all who are griping are just mad that your stays in mental institutions makes owning a gun illegal. Just because you believe in God doesn't make your life evil proof. If that were true Christians wouldn't lock their doors, go to the doctor, wear a seat belt, or use sun screen. You people here are so freaking stupid it hurts my brain. It is like watching retarded monkeys flinging poo at people in a zoo. (By the way you people are the retarded monkeys. I thought I should make that clear because you are so freaking moronic.)
We bought a new shotgun, a Taurus "The Judge" revolver, and ammo for the AK-47, gas for our SUV, a vacation, and a generous donation to our church with our stimulus check. Such on that you losers.
Strangelove84:
Some of us really, really don't like the idea of people with personal arsenals that weigh more than they do. It's sort of like hoarding cats, but with the threat of mass violence if said gun hoarders ever snap.
BannedChick:
Is it that hard for you to believe that many of us don't want a gun and see no rational reason for anyone who isn't engaged in hunting or security/police activities to own one? People like this are the sorts of people who would happily put a bullet in your head over a bag of powdered eggs. I don't like sharing my world with these people.
About this "cling" gaffe made before Pennsylvania. Was Obama referring to Catholics in particular? He may have been speaking generally, but Catholics are a swing demographic. Fundies, in particular, have been "clinging" since between the 1980 and 1988 election cycles. Yet they act as though he was talking straight at them, the practically unreachable Fundie demographic.
I guess acting offended sure is fun.
Hey morons- this isn't a fundie quote. Many Americans died for your right to own a gun as well.....no one is stopping you. History question for the geneeeeuuuuuses on this board: Why didn't Hitler invade America? Anyone know?
When the CA fires were going on, our entire neighborhood was looted by criminals with guns- guess whose home didn't get looted? The one with the NRA and alarm stickers on the windows (cough mine cough) because criminals are too chicken sh!t to invade an armed citizen's home.
I stimulated the economy with a gun purchase as well, I collect and shoot for fun. Obama has already said he wants to be rid of the second amendment. Do you really think that if the 2nd amendment is abolished that the criminals will hand over their guns? What about that recent college shooting where the gunman walked right past the "no guns on campus" sign and managed to kill innocent people? Did he not read the sign? Guns don't kill people, crazy people do.
About the Hussein comment- are none of you married? Look at any professional wedding invitation- it lists the full name of the groom. I am listed on many legal documents as Mrs. first (his) middle last name- it is proper. Oh that's right.....Mommy and daddy would boot you out of their basement if you got married- so you wouldn't know that.
Fine. Spending money on something, no matter how stupid, to support the economy, was the whole point of the stimulus.
How about some books next time?
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